Piglets Pub

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 ....   ... You woke me up slamming that drink down  

   A bottle to share Ian   

 ... You do say the right things Wenchie.

Just for you n me I hope   

Yup just me and you, you and me, lots and lots of things to do, lots and lots of things to see, me and you, you and me!    

Wait a min... Wracking my brains to figure out where that quote is from   

Oh... The dogs in the cars   

   Like to keep ya on yer toes   

Oh you definitely do that   

  Another bottle in the hot tub me lovely    

Well I think so Wenchie... You know I would rather do that than watch some stupid boxing   

Only cause ya cant get it I did    off we go then   

Yeah yeah whatever... Just cos I couldn't be arsed to fire up the PC in case you missed me   ... Lets get cosy in that hot tub while they are all watching the boxing   

Pfft! lame excuse ok on me way..............just get me bikini on!    

Bikini ?? ... Never bothered before   

Do I need to fetch another bottle    

Oh didnt I? must have had too many again yes another bottle please! bring the fags too while your at it    

Your so demanding   ... Yes my Wenchie I will get out and get cold just for you   

YES I AM!     

Ok no need to shout at me   

Anything for you Poppet   

  

Do ya think we have time for a cheeky little swing Wenchie   

Oh yes indeedy   

I have the bottle and the smokes... Lets go   

Omg the best offer I have had in ages!   

Ya know it    

   

Just one question.... Who's bottling up in the morning cos I need a lay-in   

Me too but I will popsickle just so you can have a lie in Xxxxxx

Phew...   ... Thank you... I will go up and warm things up for you... See you in a bit    

Wenchie... Refill please   

Havent you had enough!    

Nooooo... What a let down tonight was   

The bloody team didn't turn up !... Just me and the eldest and two friends !

Ok well in that case a large one coming up   

To be fair... I didn't tell the team I was gonna be there tonight   

Was gonna run a joke about large ones but reconsidered   

I shall just enjoy my OJ and large Vodka  

Oh want the joke about large ones!   

 ... So not gonna go there Wenchie... Will tell ya later upstairs   

Now... Can I get another large one please    

A large one coming up Ian!    

I did say upstairs later didn't I   

   You did indeed   

Time to head upstairs Wenchie...   

Already up Ian   

Wenchie.. My usual with a huge slug please... We lost... Again   

Coming up hun, oh no you need a new team!   

I reckon that if you asked them they'd say they need a new skipper... And I would agree   

Your fired!    

Again   

They love me too much to do that... I think   

Nah your replaceable   Fancy a cig on the patio? xx

Wait a min... Not sure i like where this is going Wenchie    

C'mon lets go and discuss it further on the Patio   

 Replaceable on the team not with me, yer lully!    

Aww bless ya    

Wenchie... Time to open the Moët again