have you got an momory you wish you can forget but you cant?

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janey not sharing we all know you got some stories to tell us janey!! spill the beans woman

Hey I woke upon meow in all them places, except my best friends bed  

Darcy-may wrote:Hey I woke upon meow in all them places, except my best friends bed  

Yeh right oh Dolly whatever you say!   

Steve wrote: janey not sharing :(we all know you got some stories to tell us janey!! spill the beans woman

Never, far too many and I don't want to re-live it!  

have you got your baps out when you been drunk?   i'm starting to wonder if this an common thing

Darcy-may wrote:Baths, kitchen floors, door step all night because I forgot my key, only my key was hanging out the lock in the morning   best friends bed, only she wasn't in it :o

Doorstep.... ALL NIGHT?

You're racier than me!

Steve wrote:have you got your baps out when you been drunk?   i'm starting to wonder if this an common thing

Can safely say NO  

 yea yea  

My friends hot tub holds a lot of memories for me also... Not always good ones buy mostly HILARIOUS ones.

I was so drunk on wine, they had to prop me up with my arms outside the tub just so I wouldn't drown. Then I fell asleep so they left me there. Worst hangover ever...

Rosie3 wrote:

Darcy-may wrote:Baths, kitchen floors, door step all night because I forgot my key, only my key was hanging out the lock in the morning   best friends bed, only she wasn't in it :o

Doorstep.... ALL NIGHT?

You're racier than me!

Slept Rosie couldn't find my key.

yea yea hayley

Likely story!

Steve wrote:yea yea hayley

I'm not that hardcore I was freezing my * of could have done with someone to keep me warm   OH was snoring his socks off and said he couldn't here me  

 poor hayley  

He problem locked me out so he didn't have A) to listen to my incessant drunken chat. B) undress me & put me to bed, to only have to cover me up on the toilet floor half an hour later. C) stealing all his warmth because I'm freezing cold & he's been in bed for hours poor man did put up with a lot in our younger years.

Rosie3 wrote:My friends hot tub holds a lot of memories for me also... Not always good ones buy mostly HILARIOUS ones.

I was so drunk on wine, they had to prop me up with my arms outside the tub just so I wouldn't drown. Then I fell asleep so they left me there. Worst hangover ever...

Me too Rosie hot tubs are infamous things! 3 of us once on a freezing cold night in December!!  

I've got some awful, awful memories I wish I could forget, but all too heavy for here. So here's a lighter one:-

My boss and I went for a really heavy business meeting which our clients deemed necessary to hold in a Little Chef halfway up the A1. I'd been preparing for it until the wee small hours, fuelled by alcohol   .

by heavens, I was brilliant! (don't mind remembering that bit) and won back the over £100K that was owing. However the filthy coffees kept coming, and I kept drinking them, and on the way home this suave, successful business-women was terribly, terribly sick and once I started I couldn't stop  

The only coffee I can face since then is bog-standard Nescafe Instant.

ooo noo lyn

Oh Lynda poor you

farting during sex, would like to forget that

hayley that just nasty!! i would kick you out for that  

only happened twice, in the same session! I had a big dinner lol

your nasty!!  

Too many to go into! Suffice to say I had a few wild years!

come on kellie there must be one that stick out the most

Ummmm, no there's lots!! One not too nasty one is getting ' helped' off of scaffolding at about 5 in the morning by the police after I thought it would be a good idea to climb it drunk and getting stuck.

now that an good one  

I was about 22 and very stupid at the time! I can get stuck on stairs now after a few!  

hey we do it

when i late teens we used to stay out really late at night watching the star getting drunk on our local park, back there they have people driving around each park locking them  we got locked in so we had to clamp over well my jeans got caught on the bars when i jump down i went flying head first down dislocated shoulder had an few cyts on my face

Oh no, wait, more recently meeting one of my heros ( mad rock singer) throwing myself at him and saying ' I f* c* ing love you' then stalking him about a festival !  

   that funny   

Kellie + drink = nonsense and stupidity!

i'm the same i do and say stupid thing

Dislocated knee from dancing too hard...... Kept dancing, lol! Oh I'm a *!!

Had kinda noticed  

my shoulder always pop out now does me nuts

My knee dislocated for years after that, ended up getting surgery to fix it, wish I had done it years ago. Get the surgery, you won't look back!