A Guy Walks into a Bar

A guy walks into a bar and asked the bartended for a glass of water. The bartended takes a shotgun out from under the bar and fires it off. The guy says thank you and leaves a £10 tip




The guy had hiccups, more of one to think about than a joke really. Things are not always what they seem, it's more about interpretation.

Only just read this! Reminds me of when my OH had hiccups - on and on they went.

I suddenly turned round to him and shouted WAAAH! The look on his face was priceless - a bit like this  

But the hiccups stopped immediately. QED

Very clever indeed!  

I remember there was a teacher in my school and a friend of mine had them and its annoying in a quiet room but anyway this teacher was walking past as normal and all of a sudden smacked the table with a book and my friend ** himself and no more hiccups EVER again hahaha.