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Post by stig Mon Mar 04 2013, 03:25

with a girraffe.
Girraffe falls asleep on the floor and the barman says "who's that lyin on floor"?
Man says........"it's not a lyin, it's a girraffe" rolling on the floor
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 04 2013, 05:58

I dont want to s

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Post by Paul H Mon Mar 04 2013, 08:56

ban
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 04 2013, 17:31

Man walks into a bar .....................ouch ...............it was an iron bar Big Grin

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Post by Paul H Mon Mar 04 2013, 17:48

Man walks into a bar..... BURNHIM
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 04 2013, 18:01

I dont want to s I dont want to s

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Post by Ben Mon Mar 04 2013, 18:57

These work better late at night, not early in the AM... I dont want to s
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Post by Mark Mon Mar 04 2013, 19:13

you\\\\'re fired
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Post by janey Mon Mar 04 2013, 19:27



Classic Laughing
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Post by Kathy Mon Mar 04 2013, 19:33

Sorry was that supposed to be humourous Big Grin
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Post by janey Mon Mar 04 2013, 20:09



Its just wasted on you lot Laughing
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Post by stig Mon Mar 04 2013, 21:10

Well my 3yr old thinks it's hilarious no talking

I'd post a funny joke but the forum bot would would turn the words into a diagram of orions belt hurry up! .
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