Serious condition

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....
I'm not crazy, it is a documented condition ~

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels . Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense

Especially this

"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans

Warning came too late - i already have this condition.

Is their any hope?

very good

I am already infected and highly contagious sorry hubby

must be catching,i'm sure i have

I really didn't want another dog, but my son (he who must be obeyed) insisted and got one.

Now, I do EVERYTHING for this dog - feed, walks, train etc etc etc. and I was puzzled why this should be so. Now I have the answer - Dog hair!

Thank you Jackieb - that explains everything!

that explains alot

oooh my husband will be happy to know that i've finally got a diagnosis for what i've been suffering from.

I'm glad there appears to be no cure

very good

Thats great!! I too have been infected and I love it

Lizzie wrote:
Is their any hope?

None whatsoever!

explains everything!

that explains it. Now I can tell my family that it's a medical condition and I can't help it

It's as genuine as Man Flu.

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I'm still highly infectious today and very proud to be

I knew something was wrong with me! I will have to show this to the OH so he knows that it is a recognised condition!

I think it actually affect men as well , though obviously we get the far more serious strain

Think my girlfriends got that, and shes not got a dog