Be Strong
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Be Strong
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responded: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's *, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
'Be strong. I love you, too!'
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responded: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's *, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
'Be strong. I love you, too!'
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Re: Be Strong
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Re: Be Strong
isnt it styange only the wimon on the site find that joke funny?????????????
i dont find it in the least amusing i am dissapointed in you all haha
i dont find it in the least amusing i am dissapointed in you all haha
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Nice one Caryll top joke
Might not be laughing if it happened to me like but great joke
Might not be laughing if it happened to me like but great joke
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Marty wrote: i've just hid the Vaseline and deep heat you can't be to careful
Deep heat, now thats gotta be painfull
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Re: Be Strong
Caryll wrote:A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
Brilliant
His wife responded: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's *, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
'Be strong. I love you, too!'
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Marty wrote: i've just hid the Vaseline and deep heat you can't be to careful
Deep Heat?
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