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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 14:45

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responded: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's *, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.

'Be strong. I love you, too!'

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 14:58

rolling on the floor

rolling on the floor

very good

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Post by Aniemother Thu Feb 03 2011, 15:20

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 15:41

Laughing dear dear x

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Post by janey Thu Feb 03 2011, 15:50

Caryll rolling on the floor
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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 16:21

isnt it styange only the wimon on the site find that joke funny?????????????
i dont find it in the least amusing i am dissapointed in you all haha

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 16:22

You're just fixating on latex gloves again...................

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Post by burties35 Thu Feb 03 2011, 16:34

rolling on the floor
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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 16:35

Laughing Nice one Caryll top joke

Might not be laughing if it happened to me like but great joke

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 16:40

lmao i'v heard tha one before awesome.

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 18:40

rolling on the floor i've just hid the Vaseline and deep heat you can't be to careful

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Post by janey Thu Feb 03 2011, 18:50

Marty wrote: rolling on the floor i've just hid the Vaseline and deep heat you can't be to careful

Deep heat, now thats gotta be painfull Big Grin
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Post by youngkaiser Thu Feb 03 2011, 21:08

Caryll wrote:A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

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His wife responded: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's *, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 03 2011, 21:09

Marty wrote: rolling on the floor i've just hid the Vaseline and deep heat you can't be to careful

Deep Heat? Surprised angry

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