Don't want to....

....go back to work tonight and let OH have Dexter (and the bed) all to himself! I only work one night shift and one day shift a week but how can I possibly possibly go to work now we have him? That's it...I'm calling in sick forever stating a serious case of dog adoration.
They can't argue with that surely?

Do you think I could get away with it for 5 days a week

I don't sleep properly in hotels when I have the whole bed to myself and nobody licking my toes and my face , god knows what it would be like if we let the dogs sleep in the bed as well

Janey, I think that sounds more than reasonable

Dave, you would be sneaking them into the hotel room in a big bag that made strange grunting noises!

Can you draw me up a new contract then please Rach

Staffy love stuck

I can't sleep unless I know my 2 are on the bed, they have a way of making u feel safe, secure n loved x

That dosn't sound too unreasonable to me, hope you have an understanding boss though