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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10 2012, 10:33

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde replied, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's just have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed... "We'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."

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Post by janey Tue Jul 10 2012, 10:39



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Post by Kathy Tue Jul 10 2012, 10:48

Laughing Only one smiley for that one.
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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10 2012, 10:59

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10 2012, 11:36

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Post by Guest Tue Jul 10 2012, 12:04

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 22:54

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