What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

Dat sownds lik my kind off dragun Gizmo I liks fluffyfluffs inards
We came bak from our walk today & have to past Sunny's ouse, wen we wents up his gate was open & mummy sayz its ok hes not there (phew Sunny doesn't like me) wen we came bak his gate was still open so phew again but they trikked me Sunny waz there & came chargin at me barkin & growlin He ran past Wednesday strate to me
I didn't bark or growl at him but Mummy did Mummy does look after me

Sunny is dead mean, hope you is ok!!

Mummy sayz hes a nawty boy cos he growly barks at most dogs but spechley me cos i's bigger than him & wen he growly barks I doo's it bak Worst fing is he is a Staffie!!!!!

Wot you mean he is a staffy! Staffy do ruff tough not meanies! He needs manners!! Naughty Sunny!!!

He is jelluss on account of you is internet faymus for bein' clever and bewtuful and is therefore dead betterer than him

@ Koda I know, right? He's going round makin' the rest of us look bad, innit!

State of that Giz!! Coz Katy is soooo bootiful!

you have bangeded the nale on the hed ther, giz!!!

Fanks He is ded meen staffy his neybors don't lik him & fort I was gonna be nasty lik him but dey fink i's luvly

You IS luvly !!!!!

Yeah yoo is so luvlee
He must bee a stoopid dog n need sum twaining but praps his mom is meen too

Mummy sayz Sunny wasn't looked after proply wen he was likkle n his daddy didn't trane him proper his new mummy dos try trainin & he dus wear muzzly wen hes out but I stil keeps out of his way cos he will chase me but in his garden no muzzly so bity teef wen he came at me mummys shouts stopted him

wow! yor mummy must do ded good showty showts!

it is a ded shame that sunny did have a not good daddy, i am shur it dus eksplane why he dus barky barky. i think it is coz he woz not proplee soshulizeded.

shoshulisation is sew imprortant. innit.

I av jus gotted back from the pub, dus that meen I is so shallised good

I do weigh 20.4 kilos Mummy says, Daddy is ever so happy coz i been under kilos whateva they are since foreva!

that is ded grate soshulizashun, duke. but i do think it is ded portant for you to keep praktissing.

wel dun, koda! i do not no wot keelows are eyther but my mummy do chekked them too. i is fifteenandaharf coz i is a littul skwurt but my brutha chaos he is twenteefive and my sista nola is twenteeate!

I haves a trauma! Mummy and Grandma and Pappa did take me to da biggest big park wiv da monsters and da duckses and I was run run run like good boy gizmo, clever boy lots. Den I sees a duck I really must have wants to chase and I dus stalk it. Mummy is saying "Gizmo come!" and using her serious voice but i fort silly mummy hasn't seed the duck, so I running leaps at the duck! WATER! WATER! SMELLY BIG WATER I DIDN'T SEE! Pappa rescued me.

Den, when we got to Pappa's house, mummy chased me round da garden wiv a howse for ever and ever.

I has only just recovered.

hows awrful gizmo norty mum chasing you wiv a hose

Gizmo is you ok !! I am glad your Papa did saved you, you must be careful coz uverwise you go to vetses if you are hurtys !! Millie you is just perfect, and Chaos is big and Nola wow ! That is why you all look so nice. <<< day is for you and Nola.

I have not been soshulizashun very much coz we live long way away from most peoples but I is dead good when I is out and I don't do jumpy jumpys on people unless they look fun, and I am always on lead cept when we go to my favwit park which we did go to today and Daddy said I can go off lead and I did dead fast runnings round and round all round the park, I was so xcited !! Then a man came to home and taked our tree, he just taked it all away & Daddy did say fanks !

Today I did get some ham, sausij, and cheese so I did letted Mummy take my piksur, she said she will put some on soon. I can smell yummys in kitchen now, I must see what I can get ! xx

that is grate trorma indeed, gizmo. not the worta bit coz i do now no that pondses and things is ok, but beeing chased rownd and rownd with a hoze

oh koda, i think i do no wot happened to yor tree. we do have it. a man brorted a tree in lots of littul bitses - parruntlee it is to put in the heety thing in the winta. i am sorree, i'm shur my mummy did not no it woz yor tree

We use trees on my fyre in da winter u mite av seen pics of me in frunt of it cos its mine & I layz there lots

do you then too have koda's tree, katy?

I mite hav i's got lots of bitz of trees in my yard Dey will keeps me warm in our winter if Koda getz cold he can share my fyre

that is a grate idea. he cood come here too.

Fank you so much ! My fire is still going so for now I am just lying here, all day, all night, all day, all night, all day .... My silly Daddy didn't fink to keep da tree for da wood on the fyre, he maked the man take it away and Mummy says he is a spaz - whateva dat is !

We dus not need fyre here on account of it is proper hot. Mummy did not let me do runnings today hardly, and made me walk on my lead.
We did have nice sleepings in middle of day cos mummy don't have job.   Dis good, her job maded her all of the sad. She lookin for new one wiv nice peepul, I fink she should chop trees and den I will help eat them

Gizmo yor mummy shud not get anover job then she can stay wiv u and do sleep is in the day.
Mi mommy only has job to look afta mee cos she is re tired but she is orways bisy

it is ded propa hotlee hot! mummy did givved us frozed boneses yestaday to kool us down. we did lie in the sun eeting them.

mummy dus say looking afta us is a ful time job!

I iz a cwever staffy I am wying on cool fwoor in bathroom mum took me wawkies earlee im gwad she did I dus doo wowies on the carpet

Giz I sorry your Mummy has been sad, my Mummy hates her job too so I fink you should give your Mummy some jobs, I give my Mummy walking me, feeding me, boomer ball me, chasey chasey me, mess up her bed, those fings get her quite cited ! I don't know why it's so hot in Essex near Lundon coz Mummy says it's just 17 the grease here today coz it's Winter, she's silly it's not Winter it's Sydney we lives in !! Silly Mummy.

17 the grease hear antee bek.

Hi Mia !

hiya koda xxxx

Frosen bones sownd yummy l thinks me mom has won in the fweeser cos l can smell it.
Eye hope eye get to chew it to day cos it hot owtsyde

Yu is lucky Koda & Mia, mummy sayz it waz 32 the grease here wayz too hot for me, I's layings on My bed frunt of My fan Mummy stil cant get my pagglin pool out cos daddy has covered my drive in carz & cos its big we ave nowere else to putz it!!!

Katy 32 the grease is nice for us but for some others it is too hot, I hope your fan is good and your Daddy can move all the cars out way so pagglin pool can be out for you to lax in !! I hope you is all joying eating dem frozen treats, I LOVE treats !!! I did hear my Mummy talking to my Daddy and say Nana is look after me tom orrow night, I do hope they is not going away and forget all bout me !!

I did took your advice and kept my mummy up lots by jumping on da bed and then under covers and den out of covers look at window under blind den off of bed and den back up again lots of times and then she did took me out to garden in the darkiest of darkness.

I tired after all dat, I have nap on floor. Mummy sed I was mean devil beastie, but I knoe it was luv talking really.

We have too many degrees down here and I don't want them.

My Mummy did make me put on new jumper, i never had one befre, i hate it!!! I had to do freezing on spot in protest! Mummy did take it off me

Jumpers is no good very bad things indeed! Well done on training your mummy so quick.

Jumper!!! I's don't want my furs on here its ded hot tryin to playz tuggy wif daddy but keeps getting puffed. I's not bin to wurk sins munday, mummy keeps leefing my at ome sayin its wayz to hot for me to wurks I's glad cos I's getz all my ouse for me

is jumpas like cotes? then it is ded simpul, you does just choo it off! katy is rite, tho, too panty panty ded hot for jumpa!

i dus like your new pictur of all frees of you Millie. You is all most pod-- photah-fotajenic, and nandsum.

I is hottybotty sleepy today. I gots vets tomorrow and I fink it's going to be ok cos if I is good boy and did all of my jections wiv no sheeking I get lots of sweets and cuggles? but they is maybe going to pokey at my teefses and I dus hate dat.

I fink jumpa is like coats, we has cold mornings but nice days and i have fyre at night coz someone has our the grease right now. Mummy says I will love to do sleepys in it but I have choosed to just eat it if she puts it on me again, this is just all too much outrajus !!! I will put up piksur of the dumb jumpa. I fink vets is not doing pokey pokey in your teefs, I fink vets just finds you too handsum and wants to give you cuggles and treats Giz !

i have seed your pikshur, koda, and you is ded hansum as orlways but i dus see who you dus meen abowt the dum jumpa. i do rekon that it wil taste grate thow and you will have lots of fun doing rippings.

as long as it is onlee pokee pokee in the teefs you are ok i fink, giz. just rememba the gowlden rool - BUM ON FLOR!

i do fink mummy did taked our nyoo pikshur to show evreewon that i do have the bestest tung! that is my did big pantee pantee mowth coz i had been doing zoomies

Dey got my bum! I retaliated wiv a stink so bad dat they kept da doors open to clear da smell. Stoopid homins .

oh no, gizmo! por you well dun for making a big stink, survs them rite!

It was awful! Mummy sed it smelt like rotting fish and mushrooms.   
I sleeped wiv daddy in retalyatchun all for the night.

I is a bit snuggledy today, I fink I is tired out from yesterday's scardeyness. There woz two cats in carriers in da vetses and I shooked and shooked and shooked for the whole time. I reckon they was a portent of evul fings to come and dats why I got pokeypokey.

hopes u gowt on ok at vetses gizzy did u gurget da bum on floor rule tis vewy important

why did you get pokeypokey, giz? wot it just coz the vet is meen or bored?