What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

Mummy telled them to! I wos snuggled in the corner of da room so dey couldn't sneak up on me and mummy did pick me up and turn me round so da vet could get me.
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Vet sed I is very healthy and lovely though. I got a clean bill of health.

p.s. dont let your humans see you scooting your bum along da floor. mummy telled the vet and dats when she 'cided to poke me. TELL DE OVVAS

Fanks for þhe tip gizmo, I will not let humans see me scoot. Don't be scared of the cats, I got 2 now, a old one an a kitten an I not scared but it hisses at me a bit.

Gizmo dat is dead meaness from your Mummy, I hope your pokey pokey botty is ok now !! Thanks for the tip I will remember dis, I did hear Mummy say last nite I need to go to Vetses for cutty cutty nails, I wont sit still long enuf for them to pokey pokey my botty !!!

i must tell my sista nola! mummy dus do her cutty cutty nales so i must tel her to be careful nekst time in case she does try to do pokey pokey bum too. i do hav byootiful trim nales

but, i did have a bit bum gravy yestaday and it did make my bottum all pritty and browne but mummy did grabbed me vishusly and putted the sham's poo on it and it is now al stinky stinky. blegh.

Dis Terrible news Miss Millie! Why hoomins cover good smells wiv bad?
My bum all bettah now and I did go for longbig walkies for an hour anda quartah up and down hillses and I chased many oall of  squirrels.

Good luck on all the nail trimmings and vetses. I does hope dis obsesshun wiv poking stops soon. It an outrage.

i yam so ded sorree evreewon but i is ded bizzee bizzee looking afta my arnt chris and my grandad wot is staying with us til wenzday wen my arnt chris does fly offf to straylia and mummy sez she will cri. i do not no why coz straylia is nekst to essix and i do not undastand how arnt chris will do flyings coz she dus not have wingses. orl veree ded konfuzing.

Millie i fink you is dead good looking afta everyone and i hope your Mummy does not do crying but if she does you must give her licks and eggstra cuggles! I will look out for your Arnt Cris when i do walks and if i see her i will show her how Straylia is next door to Essex near Lundon! I dont fink she can fo fly though coz i did gobble the fly up last night, it was making buzzy buzzy noise near my head!!! I did waked Mummy at 2 clocks this morning coz i needed wees and she not know then she let me outside and went garage to get sum wood for fyre and i did fet dead eggcited and fink we was doing boomer ball so i did loud barky barkys but she telled me off and shoved me back inside wif no ball time!! I did loud snorings so she waked for ages, til after free AM she says, she says now she is dead tired and busy day ahead, i is dead tired too so i will do sleepings all day!

fank you, koda, i do feel so ded heeps much betta that i do no you wil look afta arnt cris for me. i wil tel mummy and she wil feel very ded heeps much betta too.

fansee not being giveded your booma borl! your mummy is meen.

I had a nice sit on da pallet owtside and den mummy had to get me come in cos of I proper hot. I lay on daddy so he'd know how hot I was and he did exclaim.

Mummy fort I woz cleaning myself but I woz licking a nice, big wet patch on da bedsheets. We dus have twentyseven degreeses down here and I will giv sum to anyeewan who wants sum cos I is everywhere hot.

Tis ded hot here to Giz I didn't go work gain today, that's nearly too weeks!! mummy sayz she as booked me in vetses on fursday I will member bum on floor !!!

27 the grease is hot, I hope you got ice blocks !! Millie ask your Mummy if she needs me to do anyfing for your Arnt Cris if I does see her wen I'm walking my Mummy or Daddy. I hope you come to visit her !! Katy why your Mummy maked you go vetses on Fursday, BUM ON FLOOR BUM ON FLOOR !!! My Mummy did have axe-a-dint in car inn morning today, she is upset and I will have to do lots of cuggles I fink. She says she is not sore but her eyes make water so I fink she does be.

Poor Koda's mummy - give her big kissy hugses from me to helps.

por your mummy, koda! pleez give her sum speshul liks from me. an ax-a-dint dus sownd ded not nice.

Fank you i did give her big cuggles BUT then i seed my babble bawl & had to tack it!!!

I hope yor mummy has got her wet eyes better now, my mummy as got wett eyes too coz her mom is poor Lee.

I ope both yor mummys are betta soon
Koda mummy sayz i's dew my vacsinachun so hopfully wont need bum on floor let yu no tomorrows after vetses

Duke i hope your Mummy is ok, its not nice to have poor lee Mummy for her my Mummy says. Oh Katy dat is good news is just a vakshanation!

^dat wos what I went in for! Tricksy vetses.
Hope evereebodies mummys and daddies and siblingses is all well and good and eatin' lots of fish lollies (carrot lollies for your mummy millie cos she vegetableeean) to keeps cool.

My Daddy did taked my babble bawl off me today, two times !! He is meanest Daddy EVER !!!!

Outrayjus! Tell him to gets his own ball and stop thieving off of you.
I runned around in big muckedy mud, so mummy washed my feetses.

AussieStaff wrote:My Daddy did taked my babble bawl off me today, two times !! He is meanest Daddy EVER !!!!

jellus, that is wot it is, he is jus jellus.

cuggles fowr evewyone

How dares he Koda peraps yu cood get him one for his burfday then he wont steel yors
Vetses today, I met likkle pluppy cawled Pickles she was ded small & very scared!! she didn't no bout bum on floor she wents in for her 1st vachsinachun & I herd her cry I was scared too but vetses was nice to me, looked at my teef, ears, skiwdge my tummy & put something in his ears & put the other end on me  He sayz I was a lovely dog & in great condichun & no pokey pokey bum!:d!

Some fing must be hapening coz I been to vets too.
It was same man that scared me before so i hid in the corner and I was scared and don't like him and did growl at him wen he looked at me.
l did feyul better wen mom was torkin to him so I did let him stick me wiv pokey needle....dint hurt at all.
I luv the lady vet, she is snuggly and I gives her kisses so I will go to sea her next time

l hope you all is ok from vetses pokey pokeys

i am now wurrid. i hav not been to the vetses for ayjiz, i do hope it is not my turn nekst. i do not think needul pokey is as bad as bottum pokey but i do not wont ennee pokey! you dus sownd ded brave, duke. letting a scaree man do needul pokey is orsum brave.

by the way, wot is a bladda and why must we not lie on it?

I fink bladdar is like an owey bit for humins. I not 'llowed to sit on dem neiver.

I zausted. I bin out for ever. We left at 10:30 and just got back now. We dun train and den walk on road and den park and den Cafe and den pavement walk and den train.

I go sleeps.

i am not surprized you is zorsted, giz! that is ded long forevva.

My feetses hurt! I sleep in fortress of solitude cos I too tired to get back on mummy's bed.

Mummy and Mummy's friend did let me hav bits of the fuds. Jenny did give me a Vegun sossij. I dunno wot a vegun is, but it tastes delishus.

i do think a veegun sossij is like a vejitairun sossij but with not so menny lettas. my brutha chaos he did have sum vejitairun sossij today to hide his pillses. he dus too have bree for hiding pillses. i do not wont the pillses but i would kwite like the bree and sossij!

Wot is a bree? I is proper intreegd.

WARNING! Don't take any treats from hoomans !! I was tricked into having treats from Daddy then he grabbed me and throwed me in the barf and wetted me all over !!!! I was so scared my legs was doing shakings !!

mummy gives me a nu tastee foodsies i dus wikes it i wikes my food bowl cwean me weckons my mum spoils me i dnt knoow hope evewy one is ok wif waggy tailses and happy faces

Koda a Bath is awful indignity. Your daddy is a meany.

There was a smol, scary, tiny dog wot snappted at me in my petshop and I did hide behind mummy. I wos not even saying allo to the Smol. I wos just looking for my shelf of "Oi!stoppitGizmo"v where all the treatses is, and the Smol Growly snappity snapped. The Smol's dady telled me sorry, but I still hid.

I's got a shelv that's cawled sumthin like dat Giz, praps all petshops ave a shelv like dat I liks all da bonez & earses

My shop i go to has shalv like dat too, one time i did help self to pig ear and ripped open bag of kangawoo jerky and maked Mummy chase me!

Sorry dumb smol did snappity snappity at you Giz! Meany.

i do like the sownd of the oistoppitgizmo shalv but not the snappitee snap dog. i do not like being snappeded at.

my mummy too is meen. my burfday prezunt hav arriveded and she will not give it to me coz she sez it it not yet my burfday and i do hav to wate!

I did eated my deerskin lots and leave the end bit in mummy's pillowcase speshully for when she came back home. She did exclaim wiv delight.

Millie I ope you gets your birfday treat soonest quick quick. Is you big girl soon?

i will be a propa big girl in twenteedays - i will be tooyeersoled! maybe mummy will stop corling me a little skwurt then

deerskin dus sownd yummee! did you get that off the oistoppitgizmo shalv?

I did! It is a nu range of gizmostoppits what they is just started selling.

O millie I wunder wot yor pwesent will bee. I is cited for u.
My new cat bruver is nearly used to me now, he is still a bit scared of me but l likes him.
I am goin to visit mom's friend soon that as bort a pet shop. I ope they av gott one of them speshul shelvs. X
I av got to av a showa soon coz I av bin rolly in some lovely smelly

i do think your mums frend dus need a speshul shalv in her shop corled a pleezdukehelpyorself shalv

my brutha chaos he did go to the vetses AGANE yestaday and they did do sumthing orful to him, the did putted a big bloo thing rownd his nek wot is ded scaree and i do not like it . i think that is wot they meen by an oprayshun. i do hope mummy dus take the oprayshun off agane so we can play. i do not wont to play with the bloo thing.

Elp Chaos get it off by chewin' it. Big brave Millie help!

My Mummy did show me sum piksurs of Chaos oprayshun, i fink you can drag him round by it, fun!!

but we is not alouwed to play and mummy crooly loks my brutha chaos away so he kannot hav fun. but he did get is reevenj and did do megga big farts orl nite wen mummy woz trying to sleep

Maybe he is reel pawly ?? I hope he is loud to come out soon !

My Mummy & Daddy did go out today and leave me wif Nana and Nana did go to bed and leaved me outside for what was foreva, my Mummy says at least twenty-fived minits !!! >=P I will stay here in front of fire wif my back to her, that will learned her !!

i do think you ar rite that he is porly but is it coz of those meen and styoopid vetses. thay did make a hole in his bottum but that is just ded sillee coz he dus orlreddy hav a hole in his bottum and dus not need too holeses. onustlee, hyoomanses is just ded reedikyoolus.

twenteefiveminitses!!! but that is ajiz and forevva! you are rite to let your nana no how crool she has been. shokking.

Too holeses Even more smellses
I met cusin sheamus today mummy sayz I ad to be good girly coz he's likkle I's always good!! I waz reely good wif him, only towld him off a bit wen he kept jumpin in my face He got tyred & wents to sleeps under sofa Pups
In affernoon mummys bruffer came to visit wif my hooman cusin hoo wanted to playz boomer wif me unkle had cusin Missie taken to rainbow bridge 2 weeks ago But he's getting me a nu cusin next week

that is lots of cuzins, katy! i is ded sad abowt your cuzin missy, pleez giv your unkul a speshul kis from me.