What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

must have held my breath when I fed mia mackarel last time my god the smell

mia you haven't let your mummy on heer hav you? tel her makrul is ded yummee and smels deelishus.

Daddy twicked me into vetses with treats then vetses was dead meanest EVER to me and sprayed up my nose and two big stabs in back wif pointy fing, hurts me!!!! I did have little ouch so Daddy knew but he didnt care coz he was laughing!! Worst Daddy EVER! WORST DAY EVER!!!!! I want my Mummy!!!!

oh koda, i is speechlus.

my sista nola she did role in sumthink ded deelishus this morning and she woz ded pleezed with hurself but then wen we did get home mummy did give her a baff. then she was not so verree pleezed. i do not role so do not evva need a baff, but i did have a pooey bum and mummee did woshed it. i do not like bum woshing.

So much awfulness! Koda I dus never heard of vetses squirting you up your nose, for why they does that?

Barfses and bumwashes is cruwel and hartless too.

I did make a hole in my fur doing ruff tuff staffy biznis and it was all fine cos I ruff tuff, but daddy was petting me and it hurted so I did Rowpsqueak to let him know. I did get crispses as compensaychon for my trawmah.

Coz i am going kennels soon and i mite get a coff if i dont have sprays up nose they say It was worse fing ever! I did get jection in my back too so i dont get worms in my hart but dat was ok coz vetses gave me trwats and play rollys on floor wif me! I did see a giant dog too i fink he must eat real lots, Daddy said he is a great dane, i dont know he knows he was great im pretty great too you know!!

Oh no not a barf and bumwash, that is out rageous!!

Gizmo you is dead cool getting hole in your fur! I dont know why your Daddy wanted to touch it and make you ouchies tho, it just for da splay isnt it!! Mmmm crisps!!!

you have made my mummy go droolee droolee, koda. she dus luv daneses.

my sista nola sez she did yoosed to have skwirtee up the noze drops and she did hated them so much she did do shakings and my sista nola is not scareded of anyfing els so mummy dus not make us hav it enny mor.

is it a ded big hole you have maded, giz? i bet you is ded brave eksept wen your daddee is beeing meen. crisps is yum, wot flayvur wur thay?

oh koda ur hoomans are vewy cwuel , my mum took me walksies and came acwoss gwass i didnt go neaw it but mum said gwass is bad and she does tickled my feetses. i got cwisps yesturday dey were chickling an thyme my favourwites its a biiiiig bag and i does get hawf . i got wiwer tweets dis morning too but bewore dat i got no tweets my mum is awfy mean to mee at times i mite get on da dog and bone to da sspca i iz an awd wady i wikes my tweets my mum sayz i has my own squarey fing i does not bewieve hur pawents are mean sumtimes can i go and wiv wif sumone ewse pwease . aw my wuv mia.xxx

Da hole is all growing back and stuff now, but sometimes it does hurty squeak if my fur moves. Not wide hole, but deepish. I nnnot telling how I gots it in case mummy does telled me off.

dey was salty crispses, best ever tasties!

you cood come and liv with me, mia, but you wil fined my mummy is eevun meenerer than yors - we do not get neerly so menny yummee treets as you do.

i hope you is getting speshul treetmunt for your hole, giz. treetmunt, that must meen treets!!!

oh my mum is weally mean can I wiv in ur stabil aintee wiz pwease

wot meanness is you da victim of, Mia?

It my birfdai today, I is twoyearold big.

Gizmo HAPPY twoyearold BIRFDAY!!! I bet you get yummy treats or toys, or both!! I had a peanut butter cupcake for you today!

hapee hapee burfday gizmo

I did have fishlolly and stood in my wheelbarrow to eat it

happee tooyeeroldnuss, gizmo! is you getting cakie as well as fishylollee?

i wood not let you liv in a staybul, mia! you wood hav to liv the the howse with us.

we hav got our nyoo chikins but we are not alloud to do chasings or killings. spoil sport mummy.

nyoo chickuns dat sownds grate I does wike birds I hud a wee pal fink he woz a budgie he woozed to chirp awl day wong

Mummy said there was troubles at the kennels so she cancelled them, i was real sad but then she said my Unkl Neil is coming to stay instead - i havent seen him forever, i am SOOOOO sighted!!!

trubble at the kennuls eeven befor you gotted there?

yay for unkul neel!!! ded eksiting and you wil hav the best time EVVA!

my brutha chaos has a spotty tummy. mummy thinks he must be a lurjik.

I know, imagine if id gotted there!! Mummy was up setted by i fink is all ok coz fun Unkl Neil is coming

Tell chaos it ok i got spots on tummy too, black ones and someone said like dell mation whateva that is! How come he is lurjik, i finked he ruff tuff staffy???

fank gawd for unkle neilly koda

chaos he dus have black spottses too on his tummee and on his eers and things, but thees spottses is red and he sez they is not ded cumfee. mummee has baythed them and he did like that coz it woz soothing.

you must promis not to tel ennywon but he is not reelee so verree ded ruff tuff. mummee sez he is a bit of a dellicut flowa. but he dus not wont ennywon to no that, ok?

I no what your brutha meens I am a dellicut flowa too but nobody mus know so I will keep Chaos sekrit but he mus keep mine too!

I did have a big lumpy lump on my paw but I went to vetses and ate lots of treets and now I yam betterer mummy ses it was not the speshul treats but the speshul creem she does not no wat she's talking about!

gwad u is all betterer axl

we wil not tel, axl. i yam glad yor lumpy lump foots is betta, of cors it wos the treets wot did it!

I hope Axl and Chaos does get ok dead quick, & Mia i fink you stay wif your Mummy or she will be dead sad??

I dont know what is happening but humans forgot to walk me yesterday and no boomer ball then today Mummy walked me 4.45am!!!! Sumfing is not right!!

no booma borl???

herro fwiends auntee mia here

bewtiful lady

helo mia!

it is ded sunnee now. i do like sunnee more than coled. i hope it stayes sunnee forevva!

I did get kebab!

I went to work wif mummy & daddy today Daddy has bin workin in the woodsis & he was cuttin up trees, mummy was helpin puts woods on the fyre but she was putting all my stiks on the fyre & burnin dem I had to save my special stick so she cudnt burn it Fink she put a vido up of me playin wif it
I looove kebab Goblin, I havnt had one for ages

my mummy is larfin at yor vijo, katy. i do think you do ded good noyzes.

My mummy larfs at me too Millie I's just havin fun

I did get macawel and tweets mum widnae give me eny more

quite nosey one evening

you dus good selfies Mia.

fankoo goblinyy I dus no wike mum sumtime she shives camera in my nose I just want to sweep on da big squarey fing

my mummy she dus have a big blak boks thing wot she poynts at us to take pikshurs, and she dus then faf for ajiz to make shur we do look purfek. as if i cood look ennything sept purfek!

We does got too manee degrees down here. i do NOT like it.

we hav got lots more deegrees heer too so i did lie unda the trees to eet my bone. orltho it is verree hard to deside sumtimes - do i eet my bone or play with my babbul borl. life is ful of diffycult choysiz.

i had a cwose encounta wif a spaniel crowssed wif a wab was da neigburs dog he seen us an wanted to pway i dus wunder why we did wun for a while and he woz chasing us phew.....

it too hot for chasing. mummy and daddy did sprinklings of water on my fur annd den turn on da indoor windy fing to help me cool doown affer my walk.

We did hav ded big eksitemunts last nite! are nayburs, the sillee wons wot bark orl the time, do hav bunnee frends wot liv in a run on ther lorn. last nite a foks did get in and did killeded won and the uther won did hekscape into are feeyulds and are naybur frends daddy did come and ask if he cood come and look for the bunnee. i did heer him coming and did bark and daddy sed not to be sillee it woz too late for viziturs but i woz rite that it woz are nayburs daddy so my daddy did say i woz a good gurl for worning evreewon abowt the daynjurus introoda.

i think we need to go an look for the bunnee too if they did not fined it. we is ded good at fineding bunnees, speshully my sista, she is verree ded good with bunnees!

hop u finded da bunnee mwii

My Mummy & Daddy is dead sad coz my Grandpa is no more now. I have had to do lots of petting with all people who come over and extra long cuggles with Mummy speshally. I am dead tired. Now Daddy does pack a bag!!

oh koda ur mum dus need cuggles and staffy cuggled are da best hope ur dadee id okay xxxxx

I dus send extra speshal cuggle reinnforcements
Poor your mummy and daddy

lots of speshul cugguls from me and my brutha chaos and my sista nola to helps your mummy and daddy with ther sadnus. i bet they is ded glad you is ther for them.

Fank you every1. Shhh dont tell Mummy but i actually really does love cuggles so am sneaking lots for me! Daddy did have to go on plane today so Mummy Me walked at 445AM it was black outside and cold! I did have to run away tho coz she had harness so i did hiding in bath room but she did getted me