What's the most embarrassing thing your dog has done

Thought this would be a fun thread.

Ripley luckily hasn't really had any yet.

I think so far it was her making a really bad smell whilst we were at pets at home..lol

Well not such a great start cause Moo hasn't done a lot either! Pavement Poo's still have to be the worst, why does she always manage to do it infront of the beer garden

oh too many to mention:

ripping up a dogs certificate at dog training
getting his bits out at the vets
having a pathetic bark when other dogs go for him
pinching anything in sight at flyball

i forget the others but they are probably posted on here somewhere!!!

Skye's would be when i took her in the co-op with me (in my arms obv) to quickly get something .. i was in the que and she released gas!! lol .. it STUNK i bet people thought it was me! lol.
Vinnie hasnt really had one lol

Don't know if this counts because its one of the most embarrassing things I have had to do. Anyway when Harry was about 9 months old I decided to walk him on a harness. The first time I tried to put it on him we both ended up on the kitchen floor rolling around trying to work it all out and get it on him, he thought all this wrestling was great fun.

Well he bit my engagement ring and loosened a diamond which he promptly swallowed. At my vets suggestion I followed him around for the next 3 days, watched every poo and had to poke it about trying to find my diamond.
It never turned up and I had to take the ring to a jewellers and pay for another on to be put in. It cost an absolute fortune, but in a way I was glad I didn't find it covered in you no what!

nice Lizzie, he has expensive taste!

haha Lizzie, reminds me of marley and me!

I took Russell to my work at After School Care and they kids were running around with him outside when he got into chasey mood and grabbed one of the kids legs biting his pants and 'hugging' his leg with his paws. the kid freaked out and was like 'he's biting me he's biting me!!!" (he wasn't really)
(this kid also happened to be the son of a child care department inspector haha)

he also got his bits out at work and did the naughty boy with some of their stuffed animals... oops!

So far Suki has

in the car
stolen a soccer ball from a group of little kids on the beach and run off
I'm sure there are of few more moments posted here somewhere but I am a bit sleepy from changing work hours so I can't think good right now.

Last week we were at the park and saw a woman out jogging with her THREE perfectly behaved staffs. I say jogging, but they were going fast, yet still amazingly well behaved and sticking together and they seemed to know the route. As they passed us, what was Violet doing? Rolling about, belly up, refusing to move and trying to eat a leaf I don't know if that's embarrassing so much as just a plain showing up!

Oh, and the time at the vets when she peed me, the chair, the floor, the weighing scales, a couple of other dogs...

Romeo once scent marked at the vets, that was pretty embaressing.
I think i've shared this before but once when he was a puppy a woman with humongous fake breasts bent down to stroke him and he licked up her cleavage.

i was walking ruby one day and an older man walked past... he made a comment about "what a cute puppy" and patted his thighs in a "come here" sorta motion. well ruby of course needs very little encouragement, jumped right on him and headbutted him in the privates... he doubled over, i was apologising, all the while with ruby still trying to say hi and lick him to death.
i was mortified!
she also threw up in puppy school once, and right in the middle of the vomit was a perfectly formed warning label from something of mine she had obviously eaten...

Rexie wrote:i was walking ruby one day and an older man walked past... he made a comment about "what a cute puppy" and patted his thighs in a "come here" sorta motion. well ruby of course needs very little encouragement, jumped right on him and headbutted him in the privates... he doubled over, i was apologising, all the while with ruby still trying to say hi and lick him to death.
i was mortified!
she also threw up in puppy school once, and right in the middle of the vomit was a perfectly formed warning label from something of mine she had obviously eaten...

Yeah the headbutts hurt.

Ok well she did it lol Rips embarrassed me lol
Was walking her last night off lead as she's been amazingly well behaved lately

Well this poor guy was fishing and had left the lid off his lunch box. Ripley decided she's taken a fancy to his Scoth egg after she'd been and said hello ... Lol I was mortified .

Oh Rips you obviously deserved it more, at least it wasn't the bait, you just reminded me of that one

some of the things stanlie has done which have really embaressed me are : when we where going on a train and where waiting at the platform he done a big poo. i was so embaressed then he passed wind on the train.

Um when i took him for a bike ride once he decided again he wanted a poo and i didnt realise and went * over face n landed on the floor and have the scar's too prove it. haha.

Michelle x