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Post by Guest Sat Aug 13 2011, 10:49

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

What dog wears contact lenses ? A *-eyed spaniel !

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!

What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog!

What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!


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Post by janey Sat Aug 13 2011, 10:57

Thats poor Laughing
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Post by Guest Sat Aug 13 2011, 10:58

I know, but if it raises a smile, it's worth it!

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