Piglets Pub

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Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

ooh your a tad harsh tonight Ian, had a bad day!    

 ... Not at all my gorgeous Wenchie.. It's just that the glasses were rattling... Now I'm not saying you we're snoring or anything  

Oh thats ok then I thought you meant gurgling noises.......under the water!    

 .. Wenchie... I could never let that happen, I mean , who would serve then   

Did you think I was drowning Ian?    

 ... Not anymore   

   Not sick even the Queen does it!   Right I am going for a cig, if you care to join me sure you can risk it    

You know I'll join ya   ... How can i resist when you put it so nicely   

Ya know me dont beat around the bush Ian!    

Is Ian your only customer?   

Never used to be Col, but he scared them all off!    ......cheeky beggar   

Ahem... If you keep doing what ya did in the hot tub is it any wonder this place is empty   

Well he told me to stay away from you or else   

Col... Why did you have to go and tell her !

Wenchie.. It's not true... Well maybe a little bit but I'm leggin it upstairs.. See ya in a bit    

Pffft yer both light weights!     I may see you in a bit Col................Ooops I mean Ian!    

   

  

One more whisky then bed me thinks hmmm need a drunk emoticon.

Think Inez slipped something in my last drink before bed at midnight     

 ... You cannot blame our Wenchie for your desire to stay up all night boozing    

-Ian- wrote: ... You cannot blame our Wenchie for your desire to stay up all night boozing    

Damn, thought it was a good excuse     

Fancy a swift one Col ?... Wenchie is preoccupied and won't notice   

I am watching Ian! and Col you were out for the count on the floor when I retired!   

No stamina that Col Wenchie   

Lets open a cheeky little Rosé and enjoy the sun   

Ok just been out on the patio doing some weeding! se ya out there   

A large anything please lovey! Stressed!! Xx

JD and coke Hayley with lots of ice, coming up hun xxxx

Milk please   

Milk! your having a giraffe Col!    

 ... Did he just swear   

Yes!    

Hey,us real men can ask for a glass of milk in a pub no problem.   its 2014 Sister.

Oh I aint no nun Col!    

Crack open the Pinot me love xx

Ok Saz coming up hun   

Thank you, open one for yourself too   xx

In need of something long cold and very refreshing please, a tequila sunrise should cover it   

  Staff summer knees up   

Ooh thank you Saz xxx
Tequilla sunrise coming up Kathy xxx
Ian you spanner!    

May I have a glass of Merlot please Inez. I like a summer party when the suns shining 

-Ian- wrote:  Staff summer knees up   

Yeah baby, you know it makes sense   

A glass of Merlot coming up Sheila, enjoy hun xxx

Thanks so much. I like this pub  

Kathy wrote:

-Ian- wrote:  Staff summer knees up   

Yeah baby, you know it makes sense   

Not such a Spanner now huh   

I'm gonna do a Posh drink too... Long Island Iced Tea please   

Could I have another sunrise please, that one went missing and didn't touch the sides   

-Ian- wrote:

Kathy wrote:

-Ian- wrote:  Staff summer knees up   

Yeah baby, you know it makes sense   

Not such a Spanner now huh   

I'm gonna do a Posh drink too... Long Island Iced Tea please   

  You will have what yer given!   but as you are awful but I like you a long island ice tea coming up   

Another Kathy at the bar   

-Ian- wrote:  Staff summer knees up   

Let's have a knees up   

Cheers, what on earth is one of those long ice tea island thingies   

 

Where's the party animal ?