Piglets Pub

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Ahem.. Wenchie straighten yer clothes    

Think I need another of me 5 a day   

Habit straightened! 5 a day coming up   

 ... You make me laff

Can you put a large slug in that please.

A large slug Ian, though I sleep with one every night!   

 .... Harsh... But very good   

Oops wasnt on about you!    

I was just thinking I needed to slim down a bit   

I think you are far to thin anyway!   

 ... Nah I'm not but I give great cuddles   

ooh I lubbs cuddles! or Cwtches as we say here   

I give great feet massages.

Is that Welsh ? ... And seeing as you have an affinity for the Welsh... I'm in here being half Welsh   

come on move over make room for a little one, Clifford tried to sneak in but I set him running lol

Bren   

Always room for you   

You lot are weird gonna open a Scots bar where we drink and fight, no cuddles allowed   

just cray and we are all virtual so te fact that I look like claudia Schauffer does not matter lolx

Ian you ole sweet talker you x

Oh my a foot massage to boot! Col we so need ya! Dont do cuddles   
Ian yes welsh every time   

See that's where you guys in Scotland go wrong... Always offer a hug to the girls   

Wenchie... I'm gonna go upstairs    

Nite ya all.. And please clear up after yerselves   

Ok see ya in a mo popsickle xxx

-Ian- wrote:See that's where you guys in Scotland go wrong... Always offer a hug to the girls   

And thats when they hit us.

sounds like you have a good idea atleast it is not boring up there   being a mere southener I just think of Glasgow and Edinbrough as being the biggest trouble areas up there x
bad no go areas we have enough round here, been there got the t shirt etc x    

Col dont be so negative we arent all like that xx

piglet reckon they have straw on the floor to soak up the blood actually sounds like a god night out been to 1 or 10 so have an idea, and twisting a guys balls make then like babies lol your alright Col don't do mates lol

Oh well every one has gone to bed x

Yeah big hugs for Inez lovely  girl    now bed time for me . Have a strange sense humor take what i say as a joke  :lol:luv yall night x 6 valium a tempozan better sleep night and i know its not big and clever but insomia   

And Inza i cleaned up after watching babestation    

nite mate babe station it low   I see so because our piglet runs the bar she gets hugs, but me none honestly giving prerence hu hu hu    : 

5 hours sleep best this week   

Glad you got some sleep Col xx

Pleased you got some sleep Col... And thanks for clearing up, saved me the job   

Oh yes thanks for clearing up too oh and for the hug   

I'm watching you two   

I would never replace you popsickle, no one else would swing with me lol!    

Aww bless ya   

  

anyone here? asked the voice from the dark corner, please may I have a humoungous mug of tea please, nice and strong thank youx

Coming up Bren wet and strong   

OK I get the msg make my own you 2 of swinging again, you will find something else to amuse you soon,

Col don't know you, but sorry you have insomnia, it affects your whole life by the sounds of it, can you please accept a virtual get well soon hug take care    just keep on trucking x

Hey thanks piglet big baps your a star, how are you you sexy beastie you ROFPMSLx

Who me? I am fine Bren enjoy yer tea hun   

4 pm must be time for afternoon tea, or afternoon coffee in my case as I cannot drink tea   

oh I will even better through a straw, have you been out for lunch today? or you 2 busy swinging       

Coffee coming up Kathy   

Hi Kathy nice to see you, sorry you can't drink tea but a really nice coffee you shall have piglet is about some where    

of to cook the ogre awakes

Enjoy Bren   

Wenchie... I have time for a quick one drink before I shower  

  Ok on its way