Piglets Pub

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Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

Let me know when you want the bottle then!  

Pour it please xxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes Madam  

Quicker lol!

Oi missus I am on me own and had to go pop out and see how the swinging was going!  

  the swinging is going great... Refill please   

Coming up Ian! glad your enjoying the swinging  

Getting a bit chilly now though... I might have to move inside   

Come on then game of darts?  

Yeah go on.. I'll just fetch the box from outside for ya   

  

Did you really think I was gonna fetch yer darts out the board all evening    

  The darts wont be hitting the board in a minute!  

 ... I get the hint.

Patio ?

Yes I could do with a smoke will leave me darts on the bar!    

I'm off upstairs Wenchie.. See ya in a bit    

Ok getting out of clearing up again! see ya soon  

Wenchie... My usual and one for yerself  

Please   

My usual too please   

Your five a day Ian at the bar, along with the darts!    Thanks I will have a Merlot.
Saz your large Pinot on its way  

Oh the Boss is in the house    evening Saz

Think I'm gonna give the Darts up Wenchie   

Can I have some more Vodka in this here juice please   

 evening   

Thanks piglet xx

Gosh your bloody hard to please tonight Ian! here have the bottle of vodka    

Yay   

Right you have had it long enough now, the vodka back please! Then you can join me on the patio    

 ... Such a pretty bottle too.

Seeing as you asked me so nicely.. Lets get to that there Patio   

Bloody hell took yer time! Loving the new hot tub so nice on an evening like this  

Room for a little one in that hot tub?   

The little one is already in Saz    by all means do join us   

-Ian- wrote:The little one is already in Saz    by all means do join us   

Lets chuck Ian out Saz and just have the tub to ourselves!    

Sounds good    

Flippin cheek   

Think I need a refill... I'll go fetch a bottle Wenchie   

Aye go get a couple Ian    

2 bottles on ice right here   

Also turned the bar lights down... Don't think we'll be getting any more passing trade.

Just you me a hot tub and the stars   

    Wheres my special tune then  

Oh huh.... Ok

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2kwuAqNL66E

Oh my gawd! which ones me!    

 

Here's a personal fave of mine...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=kp&v=glhdcJ7K3XM

Oh my Ian your wife is a lucky lady  

   you think   

Off upstairs Wenchie... See ya in a bit    

Beer please Wenchie   

Beer? not like you Ian coming up  

Well, I feel like a longer drink as I've been tending the BBQ and feeding the masses.

And someone polished of the flippin Rosé !

Rose don't know what yer talking about! Flo told me it was ok  

She will do anything for chicken   

Refill when you have a min please   

Coming up Ian and yes Flo had half a chicken!  

She is easily bought   

Fancy a trip to the Patio   

Yes patio it is