Piglets Pub

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Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

What would you like to drink? My round   

Which means it probably will one night   

And then gone very quickly the next morning when I realised what I did   

  Come on Ian your amongst friends   

Nope... It so isn't gonna happen   

I will dress up for ya!    

Hmmm...  

Think I need a refill Wenchie... Could be a long night   

Why the laughing at me dressing up! another bottle open wanna cig?   

Yup... Lets go use Clifford's hut, think it might rain   

Oh put a dampener on it Ian why don't you!    
Already swinging    

I'll swing if you will... Just don't blame me if you get wet   

Just wondering about which dress up it will be tonight   

No wetness Ian...................oh I say!
Its the funeral directors uniform tonight, so plenty of stiffies !   
Oh that may be a red card!   

  

Oh Gawd... Not the old "prepare the body" thing again  

Oh yes indeedy one must prepare for these things!    

Woo hoo... Off upstairs Wenchie... Don't be keeping me waiting now      

I would never keep you waiting well ready and waiting!!    

Whiskey please I'm celebrating my 100 posts today   

Woop woop whiskey coming up J enjoy   

Thank ya kindly

I could do with a lovely glass of red wine to ease myself out of the weekend   

Coming up Kathy   

I fancy a nice glass of Rosé please Wenchie   

On its way Ian   

Hang on Wenchie... Just leave the bottle   

Ok on the bar Ian   

Can I have a cider please   

Soz Claire been down the cellar 2 pints of cider coming up! for keeping you waiting   

My usual bottle of Rosé please Wenchie   

My god Ian you are on it today! coming up lovely   

Think so my Wenchie... I figured the sauce would help me remember last night...   

Oh Ian cant you remember it was a wet night with rain!    

I just remember waking up in this box thing with a flippin lid on it... What was that all about   

  That will be our funeral directors role play! have you ever watched Stella?    

Stella isn't something I've watched ... Think I've missed something there   

Gonna go warm things upstairs Wenchie ... See ya in a bit.. And don't forget to lock the flippin door tonight   

Watch it Ian its so funny! will be up in a mo   

Have I missed last orders   

A quick one then Ian you night owl!    

Ha ha... Flippin dart team   

Large please Wenchie.. Think I need to drown me sorrows   

Oh dear large one coming up, I am off upstairs help yerself to drinks and will see you in a bit    

Will be there soon.. Gonna sort the princess out and then lock up    

The Princess is already in bed!    

Well I know... But I was talking about the even smaller princess   

    I know xx

Wenchlette ... Can I have my usual please   

Of course aint like I am busy!    

Well I did kind notice that   

Perhaps we should advertise our swinging   

Good idea Ian we have to do something or I will have to close up!    

Hot tub   

OOh good idea Ian, no trumping in there though!  

Should be ok Wenchie... It makes its own bubbles  nobody will notice   

Refill when you're ready please