Piglets Pub

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Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

Coming up Ian! hey the beds not a hot tub mind!    

I know... Strange how them covers go over my head unexpectedly   ... You can be so cruel to me   

    Funny your not the first to say that     
Its alright we will pretend we are erecting a tent tonight!  

  ... Good call   

Indeedy Ian it twas! off up to get the poles ready see ya in a bit!    

Still laughing   

Me too... Right behind ya   

    I am a fool! lovely to know I make ya laugh hun Xxx

Where is my drink Wenchie    ... I thought it would be on the bar waiting for me   

Bloody hell Ian me Bishops finger was playing up again! on the bar this minute!!  

Should think so too   

Have I got to venture down the cellar and sort things out again   

Oi don't you cross your arms at me!     
Yes you may have to come down to the cellar or even the hot tub?    

Oh wow... Yes the hot tub... With the full moon and clear sky   

And a smoke and fresh drink  

Now you put it like that Ian, I am off to jump in! Coming?    

Skinny dippin... Can we ?... Oh hell yeah lets go   

Oh very funny Wenchie... Your supposed to leave it turned on so it's warm... It's flippin freezing !!.. Off upstairs to get warm.. See you in a bit   

It was lovely an warm for me! see you in a bit luuurver boy!    

After getting some good advice Wenchie.. I have popped in early.

My usual if you please   

I thought you may so its on the bar ready and waiting............the drink that is!!  

You're just too good to me   

Only problem is.. I'll be squiffy later on   

I will let you off tonights activities!  

 ... No way.

Gonna pace myself   

Ooh you tiger!    

  tiger   

We'll see about that later  

    Cant wait  

Refill please my good Wench   ... See, pacing myself   

Coming up Ian and a slapped arse as that's not pacing, we will not be swinging tonight    

Its pacing by my usual standards   

I'm definately swinging later Wenchie   

I've been swinging for ages Wenchie and paced myself   

Can I get one last refill   

You can Ian...............now about this swinging  

Yes Poppet... The swinging   

You ready then?  

I warmed things up   

C'mon... Join me   

Gosh tripped over the piggin uneven patio! phew here now! well heloooo tiger!  

Well hello gorgeous   

Will tell Bren about the patio tomorrow... Promise.

Now lets get cosy and start swinging under these here bright stars   

      Lully nothing like it  

Wenchie... Hot Tub time with a nice Glass of Rose   

Ooh yes please I will bring the bottle Ian    

Bring 2 Bottles   

Ok    

Are you out of the hot tub yet? I could do with some vino   

Oh yes Saz    Would you like a glass or a bottle  

Oh a bottle I think   

On the bar hun  

Hello! My old local! Cider please

Yes where have you been! Cider coming up  

I bet janeys been in the hogs head, with the gorgeous barman

    Well no competition then! she doesn't know we have a swinging night and a hot tub  

Mate I am a bar b1tch

Nooo you Janey?  

Hee hee Xxx

On to the red soon, early start x x