Wedding Colours

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"



<<---- me

Im still waiting for one of the female members to laugh at this one before I do.........until that moment arrives...
Shame on you Steve!!!!

lol

rofl what a great smiley.....steve I wouldn't arrange a get together drinking session anytime soon with your global mods lol

Here's another one:

Teenage girl is talking to her priest,
"What colour should I wear when I get married, Father?" she asked.

"Well," said the priest, "If you are pure then you should wear white."

"So what colour should I wear if I'm not pure?" she said.

"You should wear blue" said the priest with a frown on his face.

"Oh, well, that's ok then" she said, " I'll wear white....."

The priest gave a satisfied smile,

"............with little blue dots on it!"

that a good one Caryll

lol nice 1

ha ha