Poorly spuds!!

So I called a pest controller round this morn cus we have a bee's nest in the garden, and I'm gettin a little worried about Max obviously, so I meet him out front, and say:

Me -  "if you give me two mins I'll put the dog in"

bloke - "nah your alright mate I love dogs!"

me - "he's lovely but goes a bit mental with strangers"

bloke - "honest it'll be fine, I have a springer thats a complete nutter!"

me - "fair enuff!!!" ...  

Well, I open the gate, we both enter the garden, Max trots out of the back door, realise's there's fresh meat in his garden, and launche's at him ears down, tail waggin  , gets him straight in the cobblers  ... the bloke sez "bloody ell" as he's pushed a couple of steps backward by his taters  , after a few seconds max gets down, then does it again, then again, then again !!!   the bloke kept sayin its ok, but his body language said differant (you know what I mean right boys  ). He was a nice chap and obviously did love dogs, but he just couldnt beleive how strong Max was, and that he was half the size of his springer, but twice the weight  

Staffy's ... ya gotta love um

Oooooh right in the conkers!!  I can here then sharp intake of breath from the guys gotta love that staffy love

 Ahaha he brought it on himself mind!!

  brave brave man!

hahaha

Max is Mr Friendly knacka wacka   . A very lovely boy mate and chuffed to say I have had the honor of meeting the one they call Maximus  

Ouch!  

   

Did he get rid of the bees? 

awww maxy boy

Dave wrote:Max is Mr Friendly knacka wacka    . A very lovely boy mate  and chuffed to say I have had the honor of meeting the one they call Maximus   

Cheers mate, same goes for your two crackers   ... (thats ya dogs I mean by the way  )

Caryll wrote:   

Did he get rid of the bees? 

Yeah he did Caryll thankfully, he managed to contain the nest, which he was going to relocate in woodland he knows  

Apparently my hubby regularly gets briused nuts this way too. 

Haha I bet he will think twice next time!  

Way to go Max! 

 cant say you did'nt warn him!

pmsl while posting with tears in my eyes, one giant muscle bound ball of fun hitting you square in the wedding tackle ouch  
was he walking like he'd spent a fortnight on horseback after that  

This explains why I've not got a skin baby lol lol lol the other half's spudleys have been splatted by Herbie, our Millie who we lost last year & the numerous other staffies we meet on a daily basis

Hehehehe good on ya max

But what did he do with the bees? cause you cant kill them unless theyre wasps :p

nvm saw the other post. Good on him!