Are you a borderline alcoholic or worse ??

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Took my OH to the hospital today and when she told a little porkie to the consultant about alcohol consumption I dropper her in it , so she grassed me up in return , consultant sort of rolled his eyes at me and handed me a leaflet  

How do you work out .........................

Dave wrote:

Lynda wrote:I'm sure these tests are devised to give us yet another thing to worry about, as if we didn't have enough to worry about already, which is why we ....

I did wake up this morning thinking my liver was aching  

Just trapped wind Dave!