Are you a borderline alcoholic or worse ??

Took my OH to the hospital today and when she told a little porkie to the consultant about alcohol consumption I dropper her in it , so she grassed me up in return , consultant sort of rolled his eyes at me and handed me a leaflet  

How do you work out .........................

i think i could be also  i dream about red stripe some night  

God I don't know how you work that out..............Im too p1ssed to read it! 

I got 12 on the first section , do I get a medal

On the 2nd section there were just too many funny questions  

Inezmaria70 wrote:God I don't know how you work that out..............Im too p1ssed to read it! 

 

As I left the room the consultant advised me to go and see the doctor

 dave be careful  

I would prefer not to say!

janey wrote:I would prefer not to say!

The doctor can probably do a joint consultancy spot Janey , save time will you be my support partner for the AA meetings

I got 12 overall but would be lower if they had "once" choices rather than monthly or never.

Dave wrote:

janey wrote:I would prefer not to say!

The doctor can probably do a joint consultancy spot Janey , save time    will you be my support partner for the AA meetings

Alcohol Advantage  

The form is too small for me to read, so I have opted out  

Steve wrote: dave be careful  

Yes Dave don't encourage me!

Kathy wrote:The form is too small for me to read, so I have opted out  

right click and view image Kathy

janey wrote:

Dave wrote:

janey wrote:I would prefer not to say!

The doctor can probably do a joint consultancy spot Janey , save time    will you be my support partner for the AA meetings

Alcohol Advantage  

If you are in a room full of like minded people at least you can be guaranteed 1 will know where the nearest pub is and 1 can give you directions to bargain booze   

Yes I know Dave, just can't be bothered really as I hardly ever have a chance to have a drink anyway. Love the name of the form Drinkulator  

Hayley wrote:I got 12 overall but would be lower if they had "once" choices rather than monthly or never.

Hayley 12 really ???, come on you can't kid a kidder   me thinks someone is answering the questions in accordance with a slight bout of amnesia (probably since the age of around 14/15)

All I know is im trying to find the size of the bottles ive got next to me right now to work this out, and either im too tipsy to read it, or, I just don't want to know haha

nah i hardly ever get to drink, can't afford to

Dave wrote:

Hayley wrote:I got 12 overall but would be lower if they had "once" choices rather than monthly or never.

Hayley 12 really ???, come on you can't kid a kidder    me thinks someone is answering the questions in accordance with a slight bout of amnesia (probably since the age of around 14/15)

Hahahahha noooo. I answered the qu honestly as of now! 10 year ago I would be in the priory lmao

Inezmaria70 wrote:God I don't know how you work that out..............Im too p1ssed to read it! 

  ... x2  

 

Can't read it Dave, just had some wine (hic!)

combined score of 22 for me 12 first lot and 10 in the second batch   
but dont think it right it says you have a problem if you need a drink i dont need a drink iv got one so no drink problem here:lol:   

Units - that's where they lose me. Too complicated to work out.

And anyway, the Government allow us poor women less "units" than men - sex discrimination or what!  

Combined score of 2  

Lynda wrote:Units - that's where they lose me.  Too complicated to work out.

And anyway, the Government allow us poor women less "units" than men - sex discrimination or what!  

sure is when i can drink most men under the table :-$ 

ella wrote:sure is when i can drink most men under the table :-$ 

I used to, years ago - thought nothing of knocking back 15 pints of lager in a night - but I was in my late teens/twenties then! But I'm more of a lightweight now! My score was a measley 5!

Caryll wrote:

ella wrote:sure is when i can drink most men under the table :-$ 

I used to, years ago - thought nothing of knocking back 15 pints of lager in a night - but I was in my late teens/twenties then! But I'm more of a lightweight now! My score was a measley 5!

Ohh Caryll

I haven't even done my score but might as well!

I got a score of 5 too!

ella wrote:I got a score of 5 too!

Hahahaha - so we're neither of us quite alcoholics, but too close to feel safe! 

it seems like it!

P.S. I love your avatar!!

Thanks

I've scored a measly 5 too

yay another with us

Sat down and did it properly and I'm a good honest 16

Dave!

ella wrote: Dave!

I seriously have to go and improve

Awww but that sounds like to much of an effort to me....

I need more points not less

I need to get more family concerned , injure someone in the next 12 months and just make sure I can NEVER remember anything and I'm sorted

sounds like a plan

Dave wrote:Sat down and did it properly and I'm a good honest 16  

im worried now iv done it 5/6 times now and i can say im a solid 22:(  i thought everyone would be a 12 for the first batch of questions  

22 just for the first ones ??

Topic title should be re-named to....Are you a Steve?

Sorry Steve  

I know I drink far too much!! I'm just addicted to wine  

Warren wrote:

Dave wrote:Sat down and did it properly and I'm a good honest 16  

im worried now iv done it 5/6 times now and i can say im a solid 22:(  i thought everyone would be a 12 for the first batch of questions  

Cheer up Wazza! At least if you're worried about it, you can cut back slightly. These tests have to be taken with a pinch of salt anyway - there's only so much a non-specific test can tell you.

Eleanor wrote:

Warren wrote:

Dave wrote:Sat down and did it properly and I'm a good honest 16  

im worried now iv done it 5/6 times now and i can say im a solid 22:(  i thought everyone would be a 12 for the first batch of questions  

Cheer up Wazza! At least if you're worried about it, you can cut back slightly. These tests have to be taken with a pinch of salt anyway - there's only so much a non-specific test can tell you.

haha i got 22 with me cutting back for the last few months=))     
and dave no only 12 for the first questions and 10 for the others:-$ :-$ 

I'm sure these tests are devised to give us yet another thing to worry about, as if we didn't have enough to worry about already, which is why we ....

Lynda wrote:I'm sure these tests are devised to give us yet another thing to worry about, as if we didn't have enough to worry about already, which is why we ....

I did wake up this morning thinking my liver was aching