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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 10:07

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 10:31

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

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Post by janey Wed Jul 18 2012, 10:54



Love this one Laughing
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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 10:55

thinking is this joke a crack at me Crying or Very sad Big Grin

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 13:02

Excellent!

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 22:42

rolling on the floor Now that was funny.....nice one thumbs up

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