Lexi walked herself this evening

Just happened to look out my bedroom window and saw a little black thing hopping across the field. Knew it was lexi immediately, i'd recognise her little hop anywhere. Went down to get her and she lay in the middle of the field so i had to walk all the bloody way to her, make a fuss to let her know she wasn't in trouble then we walked back and i had to lift her over the gate cause its padlocked and got a face/body full of badger poo.

Thanks lexi. i think you are grounded now.

Dad had opened her gate to get something and she got out without him even seeing her, shes so sneaky.

Oh Lexi! Badger poo... Glad you happened to see her!

thats not nice Lexi! Grounded and a bath!

Oh i forgot the worst part, i was in my favorite santa slippers and panicked so much i never took them off. My Santa slippers are now soaked and muddy. I wonder if you can wash them....

janey wrote:

thats not nice Lexi! Grounded and a bath!

Its too late to do it right now, shed freeze lol i would LOVE to see my mums face if i brought a badger poo dog into the house. Ill do it tomorrow when she goes the pub >

ugh.
Badger poo sounds particularly awful. >=P

Naughty Lexi, definitly a grounding for that one

Ohhhh Lexi that's gonna smell bad for a while

I'm sure Mummy still loves you though

Badger poo oh dear! Glad we do not have badgers here otherwise I would get covered on a regular basis hahaha. Glad you spotted her sneaky little thing!

Badger poo is literally the most vile smelling thing in the world.

dont worry, our old Staff Zook used to do that. he would actually take himself off on a walk, luckily at the time we were living kind of far away from everyone on the beach... still... little sod would go off without us knowning

Yeah shes done it before too. Always ends up back though, have never had to call a search party lol. She never used to roam when she was younger, she was out on the yard 24/7 but when she hit maturity and off she went.

Don't know if it works but I was once informed that using tomato ketchup as a shampoo gets rid of the stink of any dung they've rolled in - but turns white fur pink! At the time I had a Dalmatian who loved fresh cow pats and goose poop (eating and rolling in!). Didn't fancy a pink dog with black spots tho!

first tri wrote:Don't know if it works but I was once informed that using tomato ketchup as a shampoo gets rid of the stink of any dung they've rolled in - but turns white fur pink! At the time I had a Dalmatian who loved fresh cow pats and goose poop (eating and rolling in!). Didn't fancy a pink dog with black spots tho!