some more annoying things to say

11 Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

12. Practice making fax and modem noises.

13. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

14. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

15. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

16. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

17. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

18. Drum on every available surface.

19. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

20. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

21. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

22. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

26. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

27. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September..

28. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

29. Wear a LOT of cologne.

30. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

31. Never make eye contact.

32. Never break eye contact.

33. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

34. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

26,28 & 33

Done number 21 and at decent restraunts

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