Life lessons I have learned from my dog

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 09 2012, 11:51

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.




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Post by Guest Thu Feb 09 2012, 11:58

Laughing think I might use lesson number 3 when I go into work today Big Grin Laughing

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Post by Guest Thu Feb 09 2012, 12:57

rolling on the floor

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Post by JimmyA1 Sat Feb 18 2012, 12:44

a lesson I have learned from my dog - If someone isn't listening whn you wan't to go out jump on his nuts
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Post by Kathy Sat Feb 18 2012, 13:59

JimmyA1 wrote:a lesson I have learned from my dog - If someone isn't listening whn you wan't to go out jump on his nuts

Yes my hubby is well aware of this one!! Laughing
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Post by Guest Sat Feb 18 2012, 15:44

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Post by Guest Sat Feb 18 2012, 17:35

Love it! Saxon experienced #3 today, got peed on by a Rhodesian Ridgeback...

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