Life lessons I have learned from my dog
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Life lessons I have learned from my dog
by Guest Thu Feb 09 2012, 11:51
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
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Re: Life lessons I have learned from my dog
by Guest Thu Feb 09 2012, 11:58
think I might use lesson number 3 when I go into work today 
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Re: Life lessons I have learned from my dog
by JimmyA1 Sat Feb 18 2012, 12:44
a lesson I have learned from my dog - If someone isn't listening whn you wan't to go out jump on his nuts
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Re: Life lessons I have learned from my dog
by Kathy Sat Feb 18 2012, 13:59
JimmyA1 wrote:a lesson I have learned from my dog - If someone isn't listening whn you wan't to go out jump on his nuts
Yes my hubby is well aware of this one!!
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Re: Life lessons I have learned from my dog
by Guest Sat Feb 18 2012, 17:35
Love it! Saxon experienced #3 today, got peed on by a Rhodesian Ridgeback...
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