night nurse

https://youtu.be/K6oYyG0KcvQ

i need an night nurse

Stupid iPad won't load it

bloody ipad

Are you high Steve or genuinely like reggae music

nope just need a night nurse but no one wants the job

i offer the job to janey all she said was you will live

My other half thnks i'm his hangover nurse! My bedside manor is second to none. My encouraging words are usually:

Shut up and put up
Your own fault
Get up and make me a cuppa
Stop moaning
No i wont tuck you in
And the bestof all of them is:

I'm a mother, if im sick i STILL have to get up and do everything, suck it up!

Hope this helped

another nasty person lol

Moi? never

man flu is really bad and men who get it need some TLC!

Thank god men don't give birth

lynne wrote:Thank god men don't give birth

Oh my good lord

There would be one child per family, unless he has twins or triples etc. We know how competative men can be so if one were to ahve a baby, he would tell his mates how bad it was, his mates would be like "oh give over, its easy" then they would have one and tell their mates how hard it was and so on

Still wouldn't get sympathy..if we women can do it then i'm sure you men can manage it too

After a big meal sometimes I feel like I have a food baby inside me.......


Yeah I'm just gonna shut up now

Dann