Piglets Pub

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Service!!    

  

Bit jaded hun - pint please lol x

Zider? aye coming up hun you jaded from Zider never!    

Bloody Monday tomorrow x zider would be lubberly x

Ouch Monday! A lubberly Zider coming up   

Lubberly jubberly Xx

Large beer please Wenchie   

On its way Ian   

Thanks gorgeous... Where is everyone   

Where do you think Ian   

Was looking at a hairy bush Inez showed me   You any Uruguayan wine cause i can just see English wines the now     

ps what happened to all the pages?

The Wenchie decided to clear up Col   

Bout bloody time lol thought i was in the wrong bar for a moment.

You should have seen it last time she tidied.. The whole place was remodelled !... Flippin builders were chatting her up for weeks Col !

ColinW wrote:Was looking at a hairy bush Inez showed me   You any Uruguayan wine cause i can just see English wines the now     

ps what happened to all the pages?

Dunno Col but it damn well annoys me!    

Bubbles gorgeous ?

Aye Ian I think I need it to celebrate    

Well i'm off to the pub down the road sorry i mean of home to water the plants yes def water plants no other pub. So can't tidy up tonight bye   

hey you with the tampon dog my usual at my usua please xx

I will have a cider before you and the Swinger go swinging   

ColinW wrote:Well i'm off to the pub down the road sorry i mean of home to water the plants yes def water plants no other pub. So can't tidy up  tonight bye   

Spanner Col!    

Usual in the corner Bren and a cider coming up Claire, now you will have to put up with Clifford now as its swinging time!    

Enjoy Col... Lets go Wenchie, you can celebrate and I'll just drink more bubbles to drown England's sorrows   

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo

Bren   

awwwwwwwww fanko uuuuuuuuuuu

Inez Maria wrote:

ColinW wrote:Well i'm off to the pub down the road sorry i mean of home to water the plants yes def water plants no other pub. So can't tidy up  tonight bye   

Spanner Col!    

No i use a watering can silly   

     

Night me fave barmaid   

all this arse shaking can't keep on wearring thong haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egJR3K6UIJY

this guy is sex on legs plus the drums win win

But he's bald Bren   

Wenchie... Am off outside one last time.. Take my hand if you want to join me   

Bloody great Bren yes I know he is bald but what a musician seen him live loved it! Ian you are out    

Oh Ian you swooner! yes will take your hand one last time and be naughty!    

Ditto... Seen him live and have to admit it was a brilliant concert.

Seeing as I've been dumped yet again, I'm off to change the sheets and make a comfy refuge... See ya in a bit gorgeous    

Oh hun will be with you in a mo Xxxx

hmmm looks like help yourself Friday   bar to myself ya dancer.

Hic... Sorry Col, beat ya to it   

Damn those bar stools won't stay still !!

Damn no wonder i couldn't see you   just gonna grab the good whisky she hides under the bar.

Ooh I will have a Laphroaig while you're on   

Col... Serve Claire... I'm still trying to steady me self on these bar stools   

got room for a little one eI have been in tub lovely

Chiara wrote:Ooh I will have a Laphroaig while you're on   

Nice choice   

Aye   

buddy boy wrote:got room for a little one eI have been in tub lovely

You want me to deliver to tub? Bottle Champagne on ice.

Hello Buddster you ok?   

Oh heck Bren... I'm having bar stool trouble again   

Think I might have found the real vodka !!!... Opps... Here's the floor again   

Where the dickens is Winez when you need her?   

How the hell am I gonna climb the stairs on my own