Piglets Pub

Service!!    

ColinW wrote:

Inez Maria wrote:

-Ian- wrote:No chance... I'm on me way with ya upstairs.. We're so gonna be celebrating    

Col... If you get a chance, push the broom around   

   Good ol Col     see ya in a mo hun    

Is that a euphemism ?
Hope you beat your record of 1 minute 13 seconds  tonight Ian   yeah Inza told me   

      

just for col      

Coffee please

White Russian winter milkshake please   

Coffee J coming up xx
Yes Col and one of those white russian things aswell    

Just my usual please gorgeous   

Coming up lovliness   

pint of me usual please usual; abode then I am of out to the tub alone lmao

Ok Bren coming up will join ya in a mo xx

I would join ya Bren but its a bit chilly out there tonight   


Wenchlette.. Can I have a refill please   

not for swinging thoe bazooker in a comp I hope, I am more than bloomin bazzckored today soz spelling          

-Ian- wrote:I would join ya Bren but its a bit chilly out there tonight   


Wenchlette.. Can I have a refill please   

Aye on its way   

it is a hot/warm tub chicken baurk bautk cock a doole doo a.. ,,,,,,,,

It is Bren... But it's cold between the tub and the bar   

Wenchie... Think I'll have one for the frog and then get things nice n cosy upstairs   

Yoohoo   

Ok hun coming up or shall we take a bottle upstars    

Great idea... Lets take the Bottle with us    

       

Whoa so you lot play on swings and have hot tub parties and all sorts of stuff and i get to tidy up   well good night.   

anyone can come in the tub just a few rules

no farting

no belching

no speedo's

and what ever any one else wants,

I clear up after me      

ColinW wrote:Whoa so you lot  play on swings and have hot tub parties and all sorts of stuff and i get to tidy up    well good night.   

   Its Ians turn tonight anyway Col   

Inez Maria wrote:   Its Ians turn tonight anyway Col   

That's what you think   

-Ian- wrote:

Inez Maria wrote:   Its Ians turn tonight anyway Col   

That's what you think   

You will do what the landlady says    

says she who has put tampons on dogs head  best warn col or he will be chocking on peanuts or the cake I shall bring over from the cafe      

   

no heimlich or how ever you spell it you don't like men with all hair shaved of lol     

Not keen no Bren but you dont have to look at the mantlepiece whllst poking the fire!!    

but maybe more prefer hair over bald,so you are dening a bald dream a bald hair stalker a chance of poking that fire   

What has Bren been drinking   

Just time for me to have a quickie before I leave Wenchie   

Ok Ian a usual coming up, are you leaving me this evening......Darts?   

Afraid so... Summer season has started and our first comp is tonight, don't worry I won't be late... We won't be winning   

Make sure your not! I need ya to tuck me in   

 ... Later my gorgeous   

   

    

Ooh Col are you feeling the love aswell   

Yeah its the sun     

  Marvellous    

Can I order a large merlot please as I missed a night out with you all last evening xx  

You can indeed Sheila coming up!   

Mmmm. That was lovely. I think I need another as just got rid of the grandchildren and I'm knackered   

Oh yes you must have another Sheila bet your worn out! coming up hun   

Give me fur babies anytime over human ones   7yrs and 4yrs though, so not babies as such but still a handful sometimes :-< 

I know what ya mean same here! that is lil tyke ages hope your wine is helping hun   

Oohh it certainly is. I might have a dance later  

Ooh great Sheila I will join you in a dance Abba?   

Love Abba, yes I'd love you to join me. A good girly Abba knees up  
Come on all you Abba lovers, swing along  

Oooo Abba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8&feature=kp

Yay