Piglet's Pub

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restocked the wine by god this is an expensive bar

I got a lemon from our local shop or wouldu prefer a lime hen?

And me love Lidls! that video on youtube to the walking in Memphis tune is hilarious!

No seen it hen

https://youtu.be/oacacrjzdUM

Right off for a bit to charge me laptop be back later xx

Only seen a a wee bit brilliant

Good evening, what have I missed?

Evening james

Evening Crystal.

What would u like ?

Plymouth Gin please

Ok one plymoth gin

Plymouth gin? whatever next then again I would Ply my Mouth with any type of gin

Plymouth gin even *

Inez wtf is plymouth gin?

me wuvs ya hen

Pahahahahaha I even laughed at meself at that joke,,,, dunno never heard of it but as I said would Ply my Mouth of it anyways wuvs ya too hen xx

the joy of the internet

I am convinced all disappear when I come in this bar! how very dare they!

Disapper never

Its all men I must be scary

Fink its only ian disappears hen

Well then Ian shall have my wrath

I'm still laffin at your ply my mouth comment

Is Inez still in or is it safe to come out now?

Trust u ian

Aye its safe james i fecking hope so .

-Ian- wrote:I'm still laffin at your ply my mouth comment

Me too I excelled meself there Yes James yer ok you can come out from under the bar now! unless ya been hiding down in the cellar with the bishops finger

Be wary James... Inez has a knack of luring you in then pow !!!

I'll take my chances Ian but thanks for the heads up

Bishops finger oh hen no heard that in ages

Listen.... I have no idea what the pow is but I still haven't recovered

Oh ian

I'm late tonight had some sick fish to tend to

The POW Ian good god man I am imagining you sat there with a cap reversed on your head! James its ok I am a pussy cat really Carl I had a baddy fish too the other day but he/she is ok now

me heads batterd with all this fish talk do you have a pond inez can i have quick one please

Yea only a cosmetic one lol the hexagonal ones but a pond none the less,,,,,,, a quick what Carl

anything at mo I only have diesel as lost sky 8 months old to cancer

anything at mo I only have diesel  as lost sky 8 months old to cancer

What? 8 months old? oh my god Carl I am so sorry I havent been on here for ages so probs missed it ,,,,,,, that is so young poor little girl I truly am so so sorry xxx

Ok Carl I am gonna hit the sack now ,,,,,, Gonna pop in to see how you are so holler if ya need a chat xxx

it's ok never posted it on here was heart broken still am paid for kemoand ops but wasn't enough cost me a fortune but they are my best friends sjo worth every penny as staffs make me smile every day rest in peace every that some one lost a staff or dog they are family members just like kids just thought I would have a rant rip all staffs

need a chat

So sorry to read that Carl

I know said I would have no more but they tug my heart strings that's why I sponsor four staffs no more can't go through the heart ache then my wife lost her jam to cancer two weeks ago life's crap at mo

It never just rains does it

I know it's hard but you can only hang on to the positives, s*it happens, sometimes it feels so unfair but it will get better.

it does ian life is so cruel but still have diesel he mourned when sky went he was looking at me if to say where's me friend gone

Yeah that's a tough one, you just can't explain to them.

I guess all you can do is show more attention and love and try to carry on