Never Trust a Staffie!!!!

Top Ten Reasons Why You Can't Trust "Vicious" Staffie
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting soda.

9. They will take the treat you give them, and bury it in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet, making you do laundry... again

7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

6. They will cause children to smile

5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause widespread happiness in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they're going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Staffies.

1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, Showing you complete and pure love that only a Staffie can show!!!

Hey Kitten...

I love it. It made me smile, it made me laugh, but it's oh so true

Dirty Rotten Staffys

Excellent post and thanks for sharing. Number 9 rings the most true for me. As I don't really have a back yard the treats get burried in flower pots, couch covers, bed sheets, under a throw rug. Seems every day turns into an Easter egg hunt.

So true, my silly man does all of this, and got to love his goofy grin and dance when you get home.

So true, but I love the last one

hey that is great !.. and so very true !!

Haha Thank u for posting that At first when I readed the title of this topic I was like not again some bad news about staffies from magazines but this one was really positive and funny I have to share it here in Finland

great post and so true

haha i come to this post like ohh dear here we go again haha!.
it made me smile as my two are guilty of all these! lmao
GUILTY AS CHARGED! lol

no;10 without fail

Love it So so true....damn untrustworthy Staffies

Made me giggle

Haha love it, so true

Lovely list. Number 10 so true, whenever I get off the sofa or out of bed to get something Lola always nicks the warm spot, bless her

It's so true love it.

Aw, that's so true!

haha thats so true

Very true! Ty does number 2 alot and I find it the cutest thing ever damn evil staffy lol.