Things that make me laugh

Axl makes me laugh all the time but these are a few things he does:

1. Falls off the bed A LOT! He rolls over in his sleep lol

2. When we take him to the fields off lead he runs full speed and throws himself on the floor sideways to see how far he can slide. He does it over and over again, the more we laugh the more he does it!

3. When we pass people in the street he will wiggle so hard he nearly smacks himself in the face with his tail.

4. He has a kong toy around my mums that has long tails in it (I don't know exact name lol) he grabs it by the tails and shakes it about whilst running up and down the garden. He can't see where he's going and the body of it bashes him in the head really hard!! He doesn't seem to care though lol

5. He walks along with a stick hanging out his mouth like a cigar (why can't he hold the middle!?)

6. When his daddy has beer he will sneak up on his lap and lick the beer can!

7. He does a little growl/grumble and wiggle when you come back after being out of the house. We say it's him telling us what he's been up to.

8. He loves the game "find it" even though he's rubbish at it! I still find biscuits I hid a few days before when I move cushions about on the sofa ...

There's so many more but I'd like to hear what your furry clowns do that make you laugh?

:Mia scratches her back on my new carpet whenever i walk in the house.
:She howls when she thinks she deserves a biscuit.
:She counts the biscuits and knows if i missed one.
: ill open a tin of peas and carrots in water and she sits and waits on one.
: loves her bum scratched with the brush.
: she bolts in the other room when she sees me put food on the plate.
: her face when she gives me a dirty look.
: ill make dinner mia comes through when the pots boiled .
Her determination everyday amazes me she always makes me smile.

:She counts the biscuits and knows if i missed one.

Axl does this as well, how do they know!? lol

Mia defo knows she uses her paw to move my arm to see if the biscuit is there. They are funny.

- Flo will always check her bed to make sure no other dog has been in it after going for a walk
- Every morning without fail she will walk passed her breakfast and climb two flights of stairs to get a 2 min snuggle on the bed with me (It's been know for me to get back into bed just so that she can)
- You can tell the time by her pestering for her Dinner
- She will Always cross the road where She wants to when we walk around the corner to her small park
- Always tells us off if we leave her behind and go out on our return
- Will tell us off if us boys play fight, she really doesn't like it

There are probably more but I can't think of them just now

Funny how they know their times the guide dog often sits panting looking at me thwn his dad then his dish . Then runs to the cupboard where his foods kept

- You can tell the time by her pestering for her Dinner

Axl knows when dinner time is as well, it's when I get in from work so if I don't get changed quick enough he will run from the kitchen to the bedroom constantly until I come through and feed him... so funny!

We don't need clocks in our house. We are told when it's eight am,one pm and eight pm.

She likes us to go to bed when she gets in from her nighttime walk. She tries to herd us into the bedroom so she can get in the bed with us to sleep.

When i come home from work she inspects each bag I have as she's used to getting presents now!

When we take her to my parents house she barges through them and inspects each room and the garden to make sure nothings changed since the last time.

She started getting very vocal with us making some really funny sounds trying to talk to us.

When she sleeps, the grunts,snores,sniffles,and weird noises. Last night she actually started wagging her tail in her sleep

When she sleeps, the grunts,snores,sniffles,and weird noises. Last night she actually started wagging her tail in her sleep

Awwww so cute when they do that! My friend had an English Bull Terrier who kept him awake at night because she kept having happy dreams and her tail would wag constantly! lol

I've never seen her do it before, I think maybe she was dreaming of her new boyfriend she had met recently

Mia likes inspecting the carrier bags too

Chaos's funniest thing is probably circumnavigating, so when you're sitting either on the sofa or bed he'll just go round and round and round you, via your lap, the back of the sofa, etc. And the other thing that makes me laugh is his run. It's so inelegant it's untrue, his little legs all over the place behind.

Millie... where to start? Her noises are endless, from piggly snuffling to her world famous singing, via all sorts of grunts and squeaks. When she does the 'boof' that's not quite a woof, the little bit of skin that's her tail flicks in the air.

Her zoomies have me in fits too, oddly enough usually accompanied by another noise, a 'ra ra ra'.

And pretty much anything else she does. She's a one dog comedy show.

mia cracks me up, with the things she does id be here all night if i were to write a list and indeed id imagine so would everyone else .

Aw Axl, Gordon also does the run then throws himself on his back then slides

He also knows where his friend Bam bam his EBT best mate lives and if were not meeting that day Gordon will sit at his gate crying, it takes me all sorts of treats to coax him away
Hows Axl's training going Debs ?? I know you were having a few problems around the same time as I was with Gordon x

When Bo comes in from a walk, especially if it's raining, he'll roll on his back grunting and kicking his legs madly in the air. He'll lie on his side, brace his legs against one couch and push himself as hard as he can to see how far he slides.

After he's finished his food he'll scoop up water and dribble it into his food dish, then lick it clean to make sure he's got every last crumb.

After his meal he'll come and find me to say thanks. If I'm not there he'll rush around the house trying to find me, really worried. When he's found me he sits at my feet for a few seconds then wanders off.

He walks like John Wayne, with his back legs moving in stiff little semi-circles and his body rolling like a sailor's.

In the morning he'll stretch and yawn and say, "Heeeeeellllllo."

When he sees a person or dog he wants to meet he sits down, puts his ears back and thrusts his head forward, wagging his body left and right. People burst out laughing when they see him. When he sits like that he won't move until he gets his reward - a fussing or doggy play.

When he sees something weird his eyes go huge and his mouth goes into an 'O' and he chuffs his cheeks out.

At night he chases tiny moths you can't even see, leaping and twisting like mad so he looks like he's possessed.

He'll chase trains for half a mile beside the track. The other day he chased a train right down the prom at full speed with people jumping out of his way. An old lady was laughing her head off and she said, "I've lived in the town all my life and I come down to the prom a lot, and that's the best thing I've ever seen here."

And much more. He makes me laugh all the time.

Hows Axl's training going Debs ?? I know you were having a few problems around the same time as I was with Gordon x

Hi Tracey! Thanks for asking, Axl is doing really really well, he can now walk across the road from a dog and with a biscuit or two he will ignore it which is massive progress! He's also got a new dog walker who's fantastic and she takes him to a really quiet field for walk so he gets an extra hour off lead which I feel much better about.

He's sitting at every road and every door when going back up to our flat, he's being a real angel now which is a relief!

He still has his moments when he's in a mardy mood but that doesn't happen half as much as before so it's all good

How's Gordon doing?