The wrong end

Imagine if you will, its a cold chilly night and you're nice and snug tucked up in bed with the duvet wrapped round you thankful that at this particular time you walked the pooch before the weather got worse. The gentle pitter patter of rain bouncing off the window like a rhythmical drum beat. Your pooch jumps on to the bed and snuggles beside you, their face mere inches from yours, you get a goodnight lick. Your arm drapes over them and you drift off to blissful sleep.

Hours later you slowly wake, its not quite light outside, your arm still draped over the pooch, your eyes still blurry from a good nights sleep. You look to your side and gentle talk to your pooch not wanting to suddenly wake them. As you get closer to them you hear a gentle sigh and a waft of air caresses your face. Seconds later your eyes open wide and you stare trying to make out the shape inches away from you, your taste buds light up and you feel the chewy sensation as you inhale what has to be the unmistakeable stench of your pooches fart. As your eyes widen further to let what light is available in, you realise pooches head is no longer where it was the night before and it quickly dawns on you that you were gently talking to your dogs arse, the sigh a quiet release of gas. As you cough and splutter to clear the taste you thank yourself for not kissing her on the head.

That was me this morning. :-<

This made me crack up! Been there it's awful lol

I kinda get a sense that I have been here too

aww their little puffs of love,you gotta love em

brilliant read, made me laugh out loud. Welcome to the wonderful world of Staffy's

been there done that

Hands up who's done it back to the dog!
Lynn

Have to confess.... I have and got the dirty look from her

Ha ha ha. I couldn't do it back to her........... although

Lynn said I have to own up that it was me who wrote that last post.
Pete

Never guessed Pete

That silent puff of love stench, what could be better!!!

i get one morning in bed with the pouches and more often than not i will get a pffffft followed by a suprised look...realy llike you didnt know you just did that...