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Post by Kathy Sun Aug 31 2014, 13:25

Hubby bought me this little book the other day, very funny as I needed a bit of cheering up:

One Hundred Ways..... Z
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Post by JStaff Sun Aug 31 2014, 13:32

Sounds interesting
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Post by Kathy Sun Aug 31 2014, 13:37

It has really made me chuckle Lee:



On days out to the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, onto the beach and into the sea. Always be the last in the family to get out of the sea, onto the beach and into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car.
  Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them, a piece of salmon, followed by Liquorice Allsorts, a chocolate cake, and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorised into three sections. A starter, a main course and a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food.
  Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk, than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out.
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Post by Sazzle Sun Aug 31 2014, 17:01

Sounds good Big Grin
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