Piglets Pub

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Service!!    

Mind go toilet Ian   

Think I should be ok Col.. Gonna crawl upstairs now before our Wenchie finds out how much I drank hic.

Turn the lights off when your finished guys... Uh oh   .. Gotta move.

col yes thank you muxh appreciated x

hi claire not bad thanks how about youxx

best crystal champagne flutes please xx

Anyone serving? I need a drink?

Sazzle wrote:Anyone serving? I need a drink?

Inez was a no show so we helped ourselves and got rather drunk, Ian encouraged us and has some explaining to do when she comes back hee hee    

Oh headache this morning... What happened here last night   

Anyone joining me for large Coffee   

I'll always have a large coffee Ian, anytime any place   

Croissants are fresh too Kathy   

-Ian- wrote:Oh headache this morning... What happened here last night   

Anyone joining me for large Coffee   

lightweight i was in the pub at 9.45 am for a couple lol it's our towns birthday today. Something to eat then down to Iza's local for a couple beers in the sun   

Hi all!! I'll have a coffee please even though I don't have a hangover!!
No sympathy here for you drunken lot. How you hav'nt broken any bones falling off bar stools etc, I'll never know. Did you even manage the stairs Ian  

Helping myself to a whiskey or 3   

easy for me I don't drink haha I sank a ship in my late teens and early twenties

please may I have a large strong tea x

JStaff wrote:Helping myself to a whiskey or 3   

For medicinal purposes I hope  

hey j have to help yourself Ian and piglet are still snoozing but will suffer when they get up x     and I am jamming on my drums anyone else want to join in??? serves them right crawling up stairs on hands and knees     

[quote="buddy boy"]easy for me I don't drink haha I sank a ship in my late teens and early twenties

What happened there then Bud  

shegsy wrote:

JStaff wrote:Helping myself to a whiskey or 3   

For medicinal purposes I hope  

Nope just don't have work, school or anything else I have to do tomorrow. Just going to sleep as late as Suki will let me so maybe 530 AM   

Hi Stella bit of a blur now     

Must have been fun as long as nobody died!!!  

JStaff wrote:

shegsy wrote:

JStaff wrote:Helping myself to a whiskey or 3   

For medicinal purposes I hope  

Nope just don't have work, school or anything else I have to do tomorrow.  Just going to sleep as late as Suki will let me so maybe 530 AM   

  

Ooh lovely feeling when you know you don't have to work. Enjoy  

shegsy wrote:Hi all!! I'll have a coffee please even though I don't have a hangover!!
No sympathy here for you drunken lot. How you hav'nt broken any bones falling off bar stools etc, I'll never know.  Did you even manage the stairs Ian  

Not sure Sheila, but I woke on a comfy sofa   

Enjoy the lay in Lee   

Bren... Keep the noise down with those flippin drums.. Phil Collins you ain't   

I'm off to set the coals alight and stuff.. Food should be ready about 4... Ish   

  Enjoy your barbie Ian  

have a nice time, we will sneak our lovely piglet in the gate to the garden stealthy, psst don' tell anyone     

her farts I hear are awful, even stinkier than those burnt burgers you have just cooked     

I tell ya now Bren... There wasn't a burnt burger in sight   

Cracking day and all food gone... Now ever so slightly squiffy and Wenchie can't defend her bar   

Anyone for a drink   

Lmao - told ya I demolished it last night

My stash of Pinot should be somewhere!

Drunk lol x

There is the secret stash ya know   

We just need to find it!

ahar, me hearties     

 

Evening Col   

So I've found some dodgy Scrumpy, a dusty case of Pinot, a case of Buds (I'm set) and a 16 year old bottle of something.. Can't quiet focus at the mo   

Pinot   

Dust it off and crack it open   

Errrm Scrumpy is mine thanks!

Ohh.. Sounds like we're on to a winner here   

I have a feeling our Wenchie knows us well   

Looks like it  

So here's the deal... While the Wench is away the bar will be open late on Sundays, Mondays & Wednesdays... Unless I'm here.. In which case it'll be open   

Alternatively.. Just help yerselves and put the money in the till   

No prob Ian, i will put the money in the till if no one there   

I've just helped myself to a large Merlot. Money in the till

Yay... This seems to be working, we have more money in the till than usual   

I'm just gonna chill here for a bit with a smug smile... We on 13-8 tonight and I even won a game myself   

well done Ianx

any body seen or heard from our sexy pub land.ladyxx

Thanks Bren   

Our Wenchie is having a well deserved break and will be back to put us all in our place soon   

Thanks I am missing her she is a great kiddo if you talk with her please give her my love


xxx

She'll be pleased to know we're all missing her Bren.. I'm having to do double shifts behind the bar   

oi you here Ian. large please in me corner x

Coming right up Bren   

I've just helped myself to a large Merlot. Money in the till. Pftttt..... can't get the staff these days  

I'm here !!... Damn the wench is gonna have a right go at me for letting the customers behind the bar... If she finds out   

Ok Ian. You will have to multi-task until she returns. Missing piglet loads tell her  
I'll just have a refill please. Want another Bud?

On the bar waiting for you   

Not sure she's gonna be too pleased with the state of the place when she gets back though... Col hasn't been in to do the cleaning for days