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Service!!    

Woohoo   

Start off with this one Sheila   
https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s

My fave. OH used to say I was his dancing queen. I was never off the floor  

TOTP

yea shackin dat arse

your old man must be special you took on his 3 kids brave girly you
I have gc 3,2,1, thank god the daughter went ages ago      

     Sheila   
Yes Bren I am ruddy brave also stupid!!    

Bloody kids eh!!  

  Yes too true Sheila   

yes but they don't come here not baby safe lol

after our abbbathon a relaxing hot tube with a glass of your tiipple ladies most welcome xx

Aye on me way Bren get them bubbles going   

and another merlot and another abba song please  before you go tubbing  

Coming up hun, here ya go   

https://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE

Very apt!!! Only an hour and a half to go x

Yes I bloody hope Ian gets back before then!!    

Don't worry he will be. Just in time to clear up  

  Apparently he isnt going to so guess its down to Col again!   

Poor Col. This Abba party's been fab but a bit messy  

Yes I am very Messy Sheila!    

here fenjal love fenjal bubbies x

Ladies   

Hi Ian. You've missed a great knees up  

Oh Ian that sounded like Nigel Havers! actually you look a little like him come to think of it!    

Ding Dong   Who used to say that when greeting a lady?

No idea who used to say that... But I'll share a bottle of that there rose Wenchie... 3 glasses ?

I heard the Abba tunes n just rested outside till the noise went away   

Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRa8Ft5gcr8

Ian    

Leslie Phillips ......Ding Dong!   

Inez Maria wrote:Leslie Phillips ......Ding Dong!   

I definately don't look like him   

Well, I'm off to bed. Goodnight Inez (great mover by the way) and Ian (great charmer)  Thanks for a great time. see you soon xx

No not quite old enough!    

Inez Maria wrote:  Apparently he isnt going to so guess its down to Col again!   

  

Sorry Col... But you do a great job   

Wenchie... Another bottle please and a refill for Col... I think he's getting stressed   

Col calm down I will do it now go get those speedos on and get in the tub!    

Now how do you know Col has Budgie smugglers Wenchie   

Budgie smugglers!    

Just sayin   

Right I am off for a last swing before bed, you coming or not   

You so know I'm with ya   

Grab that there bottle as you pass by   

See ya there then lovely night tonight see the stars    

Uhuh   ... I'll let you have the first wish on the first shooting star we see   

Oh you know what my wish is Ian   gonna go on upstairs now see ya in a bit nite lovely ding dong!   

That was an airplane Wenchie    but your wish still counts   

Be right with gorgeous    

Budgie smugglers you lot are strange and i don't see anything been cleaned up   

    

Will you stop making so much noise down here Col.. Oh hell lets have a sneaky drink   

what a man after midnight, I aint proud I will have one any time > > >     

what is this that our col has? you lot are weird north of the Thames
    

Bren...   

Lets have some sobering juice.. A large tea all round ?   

Ian red card for sneaking back down! You thought by putting the darts furry mascot beside me had me fooled?    

OMG he is not a hairy one I hope x

buddy boy wrote:OMG he is not a hairy one I hope x

I dont know Bren he insists of having the light off!   

Inez Maria wrote:

buddy boy wrote:OMG he is not a hairy one I hope x

I dont know Bren he insists of having the light off!