Piglets Pub

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Is now open anyone for a drink? Your wench awaits









And the men had to join! Real men................ :D

I did Inez... was bloody late though lol

Yes twas a tad after hours!   

Ah wench... Am I in time for last orders  

Makes a bloody change!   what will it be sir?

Oh jeez ... One late nite and I get it the neck    

Lets confuse you tonight and go for a Cider  

Too right you do!    What about a Lilys cider? can recommend it   

Hmmm not heard of that... Go on let's give it a go.

Oh and btw... Please don't make me laugh out loud when I'm on a conference call at lunch times.. A tad awkward  

Did I make you laugh out loud? cant recall that   
Yes Lilys is one on tap here a pint coming up, unless you want a half   

Hmmm... I'll try a pint... Not wanting to look like a pansy ya know  

Lmao!! back at ya pansy    

 ... In that case I'll have another  

Another Lilys coming up! enjoy Ian   

Ha... So this must be a local brew    ... Wondering if I will still be on my feet for a third being a townie and all  

Having a nice tall glass of whiskey now   

Very nice too J   

Ooh Inez can I have a Lily's never heard of it   

Yes Claire you most certainly can   

Wasn't just me that hadn't heard of it then  

It must be local here will try and find something on it   

Your mission should you choose to accept....  

  Have had a pint of it today at the pub    Only cause the stepson didn't like it so very rude not to have drunk it!   

Would be very rude indeed    I'll have to keep an eye out for it on my travels... Wonder if it's in the supermarket  

Am trying to find it on tinternet but to no avail! Perhaps I am dreaming it    

Me and hubby had a glass of ale with our dinner, I really do fancy another, pretty please  

what are you looking for ?

Lily cider Kathy... Have you no noticed how slow the service is in here today  

I know, you just can't get the staff these days - I'll help myself then and put some cash in the register   

Having a fag Ian blimey!   
Another Ale for you Kathy and a Cider Ian?   

Is this it ?

http://www.lilleys.biz/category/cider

http://www.lilleys.biz/category/lilley-s-cider

Ha ha... Ditto

Great minds think alike   

Thundering Molly sounds great  

Can't drink it myself but Crazy Goat sounds more appropriate for me

http://www.lilleys.biz/product/lilley-s-apples-and-pears
Thanks Kathy this is the one   
An orange juice for you then Ian   
Yes Thundering Molly sounds great!   

They have one called dog dancer.. Do they mean the dog dances after drinking it  

Thanks Inez, another ale would be lovely, the last one didn't touch the sides   

CheamCommoner wrote:They have one called dog dancer.. Do they mean the dog dances after drinking it  

Or it makes you dance like a dog   

I've always danced like a dog Kathy  

Now, this we have to see   

Another ale certainly Kathy   
Ian I want to see you dance like a dawg!!    

I very much doubt you will ever see me dance ladies  

Hmmm wench... This OJ doesn't taste right.. Did it come with the Thursday night slug of Vodka  

Probably not but imagining it is pretty funny!   

I missed the SBT Xmas party so you will have to carry on with that imagination    

I have lots of that Ian    

Inez Maria wrote:Yes Claire you most certainly can   

Thanks hun they need to do a Lola's now   

      ... A wonderful thing is imagination.

Time for a refill please wench

Another Ian my gosh my imagination will be running riot!
At the bar for you   
Do you want another Claire or is that a silly question   

I thank you kindly wench.. Now what entertainment do we have in this here Pub... Oh wait a second... I know... Use my imagination  

  I like your humour Ian. Now entertainment am also using my imagination!