Piglets Pub

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Inez Maria wrote:Is now open anyone for a drink? Your wench awaits

And the men had to join! Real men................   





Hee hee!

Love ya x

an large diet coke please

Lime and Soda for Claire you boring fart   
Large red wine for Sazlette, good girl   
And a large diet coke for Steamy.....another boring fart!    

 

diet coke is well nice going down nice

Well make sure you drink it quick as I aint gonna make any money from you    

Nom nom!

 another one woman i wanna get drunk on diet coke tonight

Its already at the bar Man!   

cider for janey wino please

There is always a cider for my janey here   

Awww Janey should be here propping up the bar   

she letting an cider go to waste thats bad

  Fear not that wont happen, she is underneath here behind the bar with me    

sod this non drinking give me an pint of bud please i can pretend to be geting drunk

Hi room for a little one?  

Of course   

you dont need to ask this pub is for everyone

Thanks guys. Nice place you have here piglet

I'm ready for another vino please?   

mmm i fancy sountern comfort and coke mmmm

Is anyone serving in here? Landlady been down the cellar for ages.

yes you are right where is she!!

Don't bloody panic I am here, now a southern comfort for big Ste   
Another vino for Miss Sazlette   
And what can I get you Sue on the house   

Cheers me dears, hope you've not been snogging clifford in the celler?   

 big ste why is everyone calling me that now   

OOh thanks Inez. Erm I really fancy archers and lemonade please

 i bet she got him all tired up   

No Saz I don't want him getting 2 black eyes again from Claire!!
Had to pop out for a second   

Oh I see   

Dare I ask..who is Clifford?!

Fetch him out piglet?   

He is one of my barmen but alas is Claires virtual boyfriend. There may be a pic still on here of him I will have a look. Claire keeps accusing me of naughtiness in the cellar with him, but we were only changing the Bishops Finger barrel    

 Yeah yeah thats what they all say!

Sazzle wrote:Fetch him out piglet?   

See if you can find him Saz he may have been got rid of!    

  Sound a reasonable alibi to me!

 hes the stuff muffing of the pub

   do you mean stud muffin Steve    

 

lmao that is it sorry    i dont need to be drunk to type drunk

  

I can't find him   

Maybe claire had enough and buried him in the cellar!   

Aww Saz maybe she did, perhaps she has another pic when she comes on   

has someone bee deleting post in here what happen with the sex blonde?

Not sure   

I know    I think it happened when some maintenance was going on   

Steve wrote:has someone bee deleting post in here what happen with the sex blonde?

Theres me dyed my hair brown for ya now you want a sexy blonde!!     

fid the image again inez xx

Ok give me 10 mins xx

There she is!