Piglets Pub

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Inez Maria wrote:Is now open anyone for a drink? Your wench awaits

And the men had to join! Real men................   





Hee hee!

Love ya x

wooo hooo janey pints on me

Missed you all, and hiya flowerbud!

Another pint please! x

Hi Janey!   

happy dayz

   

Its so good to have you back   xx

Holla folks! Diet coke for me please

Diet coke Kell ya boring ol fart   
A Cider for Janey on Steve and one from me, bloody hell hun you best get drinking   

Ahem don't forget my rose' Inez   

Janey you are going to be hammered   

OOps sorry Sue a large Rose coming up on the house   

Thanks   

Its ok I can handle it!


(Mum leave it out lmao!)

Whose Mum?   

You mine lol   

Cause I love ya    

another pin land lady please

Another pint coming up Steve!   

Y'all  are crazy, is this just coz I'm sober? And who is this he this hector character? Fireman? Pah! My mates a fireman.... Needs a good feed! I do hope hector is a better specimen !

Time for a top up   

Yes Kelly its cause your sober! It was Clifford but we lost his portfolio!    

Inez gets careless with her staff   

Oh where did I get hector? Can we have a hector anyway?

I do Sue   
Yes find me a Hector then Kelly put his profile here and I will have a gander   

This is my bartender please!  

Oooo I like hector!   

If you are very good Saz I might lend him to you
He is Jessie Pavelka and I think its time for a refill!   

Bloody hell Hector your hired!!    

 what would be good it we all could go to an real pub without bring toruble back to the forum    but i dont know it's that possible

Would be fab and so much to talk about back here   

Yeah it would be fab   

a roud of dr roasted pea nut woman!!   just about to finish my 3rd can and only got 1 left

Another bottle of wine for us wino's please   

Oi who you calling woman!!   you will have dry roasted nuts if ya shout me like that again     

You tell him piglet!   

lmao

we all not going like each other but we put up with each other for the good of the forum   if we meet up with would sharing our numbers or emails and it would just bring trouble to the forum which i dont want

you can call me paranoid but it will happen we not an short time forum.

Well why suggest it then caveman    

becasue i wish we live in an prefect world that didn't happen

Right whats everyone having on me   

Well well, hector the fire inspector...... It's getting hot in here  

i think we need to order an pizza

Oftt I just had chips and garlic nan

Yes Hector I am having a hot flush!!   
We can have a virtual pizza Steve but your not to go and have the munchies there at home!!   

Me too time for another glass please bar man xxx

garlic nan are you sharing?

What you having Sara   
Yes Steve I will share anything garlic   

Go on then plenty to go round!

Another wine then please   I never got my free pizza as mum and dad had bought me one from morrisons this morning   

Just had the most wonderful steak cooked perfectly by moi

Time for a top up please

deep pan or n thin pan saz

we love morrisons pizza in this household