Keith
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Re: Keith
They do me........
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Re: Keith
Hi all,
Dad's gone to bang his head against a lamp post - someone he knows is planning to breed her blue with another blue, insisting that will make a purer blue, which has wound the old git, er, I mean dad up.
Anyway, dad suggested to her that Weemsy and his empty little sack could provide the rumpy pumpy without the puppy wuppys.
Weemsy's ears pricked up at this point, as he'll not be getting any action with me. I am a lady, after all, and keep my drawers well hitched.
But the woman declined.
So while dad's outside making clonging noises with his head, I thought I'd surf the internet - and found this lovely thread.
So, before he comes back in, I'd like to say thank you and just point out that it is me, Wingo, writing them, and not dad.
Dad gets no credit - he is simply the dog feeder and chaperone.
Take care.
I will report with more failings of dad tomorrow night.
Wingo.
Dad's gone to bang his head against a lamp post - someone he knows is planning to breed her blue with another blue, insisting that will make a purer blue, which has wound the old git, er, I mean dad up.
Anyway, dad suggested to her that Weemsy and his empty little sack could provide the rumpy pumpy without the puppy wuppys.
Weemsy's ears pricked up at this point, as he'll not be getting any action with me. I am a lady, after all, and keep my drawers well hitched.
But the woman declined.
So while dad's outside making clonging noises with his head, I thought I'd surf the internet - and found this lovely thread.
So, before he comes back in, I'd like to say thank you and just point out that it is me, Wingo, writing them, and not dad.
Dad gets no credit - he is simply the dog feeder and chaperone.
Take care.
I will report with more failings of dad tomorrow night.
Wingo.
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Re: Keith
Thank you Wingo, you do it again
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Re: Keith
Thank you, Wingo! It must be hard for you to understand us hoomans and our strange ways!
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