Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
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Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Thu Nov 07 2013, 17:39
Daft dog! I was sitting down with my dinner (flageolet beans, nom nom nom!) and he was nearby, sniffing at one of his treat boxes. He suddenly decided that then was the opportune moment to shake himself, throwing meaty, stinky ropes of slobber all over my food! 
I was going to eat it anyway, but mum and my churning stomach convinced me not to.
The trouble is, I do know where Dempsey's mouth has been, so I'd rather not have his spit on my dinner.
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Kathy Thu Nov 07 2013, 18:33
Ewwwwww Dempsey, your timing is not the best today
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Thu Nov 07 2013, 19:15
Sorry to hear about your beans hun, but at least you wont have the farts later so you can thank Dempster for that!
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Thu Nov 07 2013, 19:47
True, but you have to admit that there's something very satisfying about a good fart. 
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Thu Nov 07 2013, 19:49
Have to agree with you there!Eleanor wrote:True, but you have to admit that there's something very satisfying about a good fart.
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Thu Nov 07 2013, 20:14
Keith wrote:As long as it's your own.
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Re: Dempsey just ruined my dinner!
by Guest Fri Nov 08 2013, 13:34
I called him a couple of rude names... 
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