Fuuny things you have said

I remember trying to wake up my daughter once and she told me half asleep to be careful not to step on the little man as it's his birthday. That day I went Tesco's and got a cake and at tea we all sang happy birthday dear little man  

This morning the Mrs woke me up and I held my arm out and said he arr.....she went what? I said for some strange reason Here's my membership at which point she burst out laughing and took the p!ss lol.

What things have you said or done in your sleep/as your waking up?

   I don't think I have, I used to sleep walk and woke up in my house mates bed with the boyfriend at the time standing over the bed asking me what the f*ck I was doing in bed with him!  

 That's funny

Janey,   

Last night I went to bed curled up to Rocky, when my hubby came to bed I was still snuggled up to him with a smile on my face, don't know what I was dreaming about though. 

I don't know if I have said anything in my sleep, but I keep dreaming of 2 bellies is that funny!!   

 It certainly makes you as messed up the head as me....which is funny

Loving all your stories inez does Dave know of these dreams?

I say weird things when I'm half asleep too!

Have just asked the OH what my latest one was and he said he woke me up once and I stretched and said "Are we having cake?"

  and did you?

No