The Key to Inner Peace

by Guest Mon Apr 25 2011, 14:37

I borrowed this one from Tracey (Zetstaff) - hope you don't mind, Tracey!

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished
and ... before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.