Starving
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Starving
So scenario is such , my woman has left me alone without a packed lunch , I am starving , what do i do
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Re: Starving
phone for a take out
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Re: Starving
Order a pizza
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Re: Starving
do waht home alone did, get th video to pretend its the OH answering the door
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Beans on toast it is thenDave wrote:got no cash , takee out closed butI am desperate for donnner nd chips
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Find the nearest allotment and pick 1 item from each lot (they won't notice) and cook yourself a feast
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I'm nooooooooooooo veggieNathan wrote:Find the nearest allotment and pick 1 item from each lot (they won't notice) and cook yourself a feast
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Oh Dave. I would never have taken you for a helpless male.
Raid the fridge/freezer. Beefburgers? Eggs and bacon? Eggs on fried bread?
C'mon, you can feed yourself - be a big brave boy!
Raid the fridge/freezer. Beefburgers? Eggs and bacon? Eggs on fried bread?
C'mon, you can feed yourself - be a big brave boy!
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Do these involve that thing opposite the fridge with the 4 round things on top ???Lynda wrote:Oh Dave. I would never have taken you for a helpless male.
Raid the fridge/freezer. Beefburgers? Eggs and bacon? Eggs on fried bread?
C'mon, you can feed yourself - be a big brave boy!
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Re: Starving
Have another pint
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Make my tea and I will buy your beer .........deal or no dealjaney wrote:Have another pint
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No deal
My tea is a pint!
My tea is a pint!
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Yes. It's called a stove. You must have seen your OH use it with no problem, I'm sure. And you can do it too!Dave wrote:
Do these involve that thing opposite the fridge with the 4 round things on top ???
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If you are starving make a bacon and cheese and tomato and beef pattie sammie
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Re: Starving
I opted on eating half a block of cheese in the end , OH out again tonight as her friend is having a tough time in hospital so I've boxed clever and got my slave jenny to come home for tonight
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