Found this funny

by Guest Tue Aug 27 2013, 21:22

Read from a man's perspective:

Levels of Stress:

You're a married man on your way home from work. You pick up a hitchhiker; a beautiful young girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your car, so you take her to the hospital.

Now that’s stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant; they congratulate you that you are going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are.

This is getting very stressful.

So then, you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests have been completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth.

You are extremely stressed, but relieved.

On your way home you think about your three kids.

Now that’s stress!