Naughty Biscuit...

In the last 48 hours my lovely, charming, precious little dog; also commonly known as "no" "leave it" and "for god sake" has managed to leave me with first degree rope burns on the palms of my hands from dragging her lead trying to chase another dog. She then proceeded to run off in the woods with me ambling along behind her, resulting in tripping over a tree trunk into a prickle bush. And to top it all off on her evening walk, whilst distracted by the cows, she ran full pelt at me; knocking me about 3 feet into the air, landing in the mud bath that our field has become this afternoon.

Anybody want a staffy?

   You know you love it all really  

awwww, you know she doesn't mean it

Aww sorry Rachel but ................ biscuit give mummy a break now

Oh dear! Naughty biscuit indeed, sure she'll make it up to you with staffy hugs and licks tonight  

   

I am just picturing it Rach sorry but    

  Life would be so dull without them!!!  

Oh the joys of dog ownership lol we wonder why the dogless think we are nuts  

Never could have happened! I ask Monte all the time if he wants to be sold to the meat market...when he is pulling and going nuts because he saw a cat, heard a dog behind a fence, got an itch to eat some grass, "needs" to mark that tree/bush/hydrant/whatever... bless biscuit.

The thing is.. she had a whole bloody field and she had to run directly at my legs?!  I reckon it was revenge for getting her up early this morning, and that my OH's away and she knows I'm weak on my own haha! Still getting prickles out of my hand now!

   Sorry but that is quite funny. Biscuit, give mummy a break now!

I could always swap you with Lily - upteen not so careful owners!  Does a mean impression of a bowling ball with remarkable accuracy - spot on every time, just at the back of my legs but sometimes a deflection from the side just to keep me guessing. Two cracked ribs, broken little finger, a multitude of cuts bruises and minor abrasions, sprained muscles, whiplash - can't count how many times I have ended up in a ditch with my dignity gone out of the window.  Wonder why we put up with it - altogether now 1 2 3 .....................

Rachel33 wrote:In the last 48 hours my lovely, charming, precious little dog; also commonly known as "no" "leave it" and "for god sake" has managed to leave me with first degree rope burns on the palms of my hands from dragging her lead trying to chase another dog. She then proceeded to run off in the woods with me ambling along behind her, resulting in tripping over a tree trunk into a prickle bush. And to top it all off on her evening walk, whilst distracted by the cows, she ran full pelt at me; knocking me about 3 feet into the air, landing in the mud bath that our field has become this afternoon.

Anybody want a staffy?

In answer to your question ..... HELL YEH!!  

She's yours  

Rachel33 wrote:She's yours  

You don't mean that

Ha I knowwww! She's been good as gold today too

Good girl biscuit  

Dave wrote:

Rachel33 wrote:She's yours  

You don't mean that

Too late I'm afraid   ..... I have a few hundred witness's now  

But look how snuggly she doesn't want to leave!

HOW ABOUT you bring Max here, and I keep them both? Deal?

Rachel33 wrote:But look how snuggly she doesn't want to leave!

Aww she doesn't look naughty at all! 

Rachel33 wrote:HOW ABOUT you bring Max here, and I keep them both? Deal?

  ... they would make a very good lookin couple  

 

They are meant to be!!  

Lol, all I can say is typical staffy  

All fun and games keeping a dog ay! I have only been dragged on my face once since having Otis and that was because I was kneeling down awkwardly