questions for couples lol

ok this is probably a subject that will make all laugh and one that many can relate to.

for those that are in or have been in a relationship and also whilst having a staff on tow. have any of you had the misfortune of having your pooch of trying to come in between of cuddles with you and your partner

our Diesel either gets jealous or gets kicks from ramming himself in between

All the time. Even if we hold hands whilst walking, Shéara will jump and nudge our hands. Jelous isnt the word. Theres deffo three in this relationship now

only at bedtime

Lol yep we often have Otis trying to lie between us, or trying to join in kisses and have had to go to extremes of tricking him out our bedroom while we you know cause sometimes he doesn't understand that threes a crowd lol x

Yep ! They always nudge n nose their way between us..... Until... We got a baby gate ! That way mine n hubby's 'alone time' is just that !
Then the pooches can come in lol x

haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum

Ooooh yes I think we can all relate to this, I think darcy let's hubby share for snuggles.......only just though.

Lol love this topic ... we have 2 sofas and where me and hubby used to snuggle on one and watch telly etc once kids gone to bed we now sit opposite ends of sofa with jenson slap bang in the middle sometimes mark even gets pushed onto the other sofa as me and jenson just have to stretch out As for the bedroom well we thought having kids put a stop to most of the action but havin jenson is sooooo much worse, he actually gets in the bed unlike the kids who were forced back into their own beds

not just us then on the action front
does get a bit troublesome sometimes but there are ways around it, get a baby sitter or we have to politely give him a persuasive re-directional hand.

ella wrote:haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum :-$

ella wrote:haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum :-$

Yep, my sexlife has been on a serious decline since I got Maxi...

Annie and Maxi wrote:

ella wrote:haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum :-$

Yep, my sexlife has been on a serious decline since I got Maxi...

Fortunately for me mine had already declined so can't blame the dogs too much

Omg, definitely!
Sophie is terrible for sleeptime. She likes to work her way under as many blankets as she can, (usually between my legs cause it's warm and the only spot where there's space) pinning me down, effectively hogging all of the blankets and ruining any chance of snuggling.
Taco is terrible for anything, erm, intimate? He likes to come over and see what mummy and daddy are doing an if he can join in

Yes it's difficult to get away with a bit of a cuddle in our house.

I think this photo sums it up:

Dave wrote:

Annie and Maxi wrote:

ella wrote:haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum :-$

Yep, my sexlife has been on a serious decline since I got Maxi...

Fortunately for me mine had already declined so can't blame the dogs too much

durbster wrote:Yes it's difficult to get away with a bit of a cuddle in our house.

I think this photo sums it up:

haha, lucky they are so cute they get away with it!

Louby barks at us if we so much as hug or kiss. Like properly barks and goes mad. We have a 3 sweater sofa, we have to sit opposite ends and she is all stretched out in the middle. Luckily she sleeps downstairs x

yes there's been 3 in our marriage for the last 9 years nearly now!

All I can really say is thankfully hubby and me are not planning a family, well not any more than Rocky, he does tend to over take the bed, I think he will one day rule the world, bed by bed

Dave wrote:

Annie and Maxi wrote:

ella wrote:haha yer alot! or the very unfortunate cold nose on your bum :-$

Yep, my sexlife has been on a serious decline since I got Maxi...

Fortunately for me mine had already declined so can't blame the dogs too much

awww

Vinnie sleeps by me always so no problems here!

She's a bloody nightmare for it! She sleeps downstairs at night so we don't have to worry about that so much but if we as much as try and hug each other she gets so over excited and starts humping Martyn's leg and going all whizzy On the occasional day off she gets to come upstairs for cuddles and a lie in and she'll lie inbetween us, attempting to spoon us, or be spooned. Lucky she's a babe!

just tried to have a cuddle on the sofa, tried being the operative word.
not a chance without Diesel butting in

ok granted he was a good boy last night

Pestey wrote:
ok granted he was a good boy last night

OK enough said

Our last dog Kizzy (collie x cavalier), was a blighter.

The very first time I met my then girlfriend (now wife) and we started getting a bit cuddly, she jumped up onto the settee, let rip with the smelliest fart I have ever known her do, then jumped of!!!

When wifee moved in and things started to, lets say get a bit hotter, she used to start barking at us, and jump on on the bed.

Flipping hopeless - she couldn't even wait 30 seconds

woody

Staffie's probably the best contraception in the world if they sleep in your bed/room that is