The Farmer & the Cow

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Post by Kathy Tue Mar 12 2013, 15:02

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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Post by janey Tue Mar 12 2013, 15:45



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Post by Guest Tue Mar 12 2013, 20:23

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 12 2013, 20:48

rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 13 2013, 02:22

I dont want to s rolling on the floor

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