attempted suicide

by **pongy** Tue Jan 15 2013, 14:13

She stood on the railings, train tracks 100 feet below. Onlookers and the police plead with her not to jump, just then a gang of hell's angels on their bikes pulled up to see whats going on.
David their big mean looking leader gets off his bike and pushes his way through the crowd and says to her "what you doin?"
She said "i'm going to commit suicide"
While David didn't want to appear soft, he couldn't pass up a chance to be a hero so he said "well before you go give us a kiss"
So with no hesitation she leans over the railings and kisses him passionately on the lips followed quickly by an even more steamy kiss.
After they have finished kissing David looks around and get nodding approvals from his biker gang,police and crowd.

David turns to her and says "wow that was the best kiss i have ever had, you could be famous if you rode with me sugar lips why would a sexy kisser like you want to commit suicide and waste that talent you have?"
She said "My parents dont like me dressing up as a girl"