Crunchy toast

+3
Taz
janey
Keith
7 posters

Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Crunchy toast

Post by Keith Thu Jan 03 2013, 20:38

Bread in, full brown, toast out.

Spread on butter and honey.

Eat.

Discover little extra crunchy bits on toast.

Enjoy.

Get to second slice.

Find larger extra crunchy bit - realise it's the shell of a spider which had been living in the toaster (which rarely gets used).

Crunchy spider is, actually, tasty. Laughing
Keith
Keith
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Dogs Name(s) : Wingo and Captain Weemo
Dog(s) Ages : Probably about four and, er, ten maybe?
Dog Gender(s) : one of each
Join date : 2012-05-13
Support total : 181
Posts : 2052

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Thu Jan 03 2013, 20:39

sick

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by janey Thu Jan 03 2013, 20:48



Ewwwwwwww Laughing
janey
janey
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Age : 41
Location : Surrey
Dogs Name(s) : Moo
Dog(s) Ages : 5ish
Dog Gender(s) : Girly
Join date : 2010-08-28
Support total : 4824
Posts : 56018

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Thu Jan 03 2013, 20:55

eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Thu Jan 03 2013, 20:58

Laughing Laughing

Only you would do that, Keith! Laughing

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Keith Thu Jan 03 2013, 21:00

Waste not, want not. Smile
Keith
Keith
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Dogs Name(s) : Wingo and Captain Weemo
Dog(s) Ages : Probably about four and, er, ten maybe?
Dog Gender(s) : one of each
Join date : 2012-05-13
Support total : 181
Posts : 2052

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Thu Jan 03 2013, 21:11

Laughing Laughing

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Taz Thu Jan 03 2013, 21:11

Laughing that med me giggle .. careful who you tell though - some will want a try
Taz
Taz
"Top Rank" Staffy-bull-terrier Member
Crunchy toast Top_ra10

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Location : Derbyshire
Relationship Status : Single
Dogs Name(s) : 'lil Miss Taz Devil Demoania ~ TAZ
Dog(s) Ages : 31:05:2011
Dog Gender(s) : She's a lady, a tinker, a beauty, an a real b!tch
Join date : 2011-09-23
Support total : 27
Posts : 357

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by sonics family Thu Jan 03 2013, 21:15

Yuck !!
sonics family
sonics family
Mega Staffy-bull-terrier Member
Mega Staffy-bull-terrier Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Location : nottingham
Dogs Name(s) : sonic
Dog(s) Ages : 26.06.2012
Dog Gender(s) : female
Join date : 2012-09-13
Support total : 24
Posts : 179

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Thu Jan 03 2013, 22:22

Big Grin oh the joys of single life day dreaming

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Fri Jan 04 2013, 02:49

Oh my god.

As for the toast, no!! It must be soft and barely singed. Lol

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Kathy Fri Jan 04 2013, 15:14

Eleanor wrote: eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew! eeeeew!

Yes, what Eleanor said sick
Kathy
Kathy
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Age : 52
Location : Bedfordshire
Relationship Status : Married
Dogs Name(s) : Rocky
Dog(s) Ages : 5 Years Old
Dog Gender(s) : Male & a bit of a tart
Join date : 2011-08-02
Support total : 4006
Posts : 42107

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Andy Fri Jan 04 2013, 16:34

Protien and carbs ... win! thumbs up
Andy
Andy
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Location : Worcester area
Dogs Name(s) : Max
Dog(s) Ages : DOB: Aug 2010
Dog Gender(s) : Male
Join date : 2011-11-02
Support total : 305
Posts : 3908

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Mark Fri Jan 04 2013, 16:52

i bet we have all scoffed a few spiders in our lifetime. They say that while we are asleep spiders can end up being swallowed sick
Mark
Mark
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Age : 60
Location : yorkshire
Relationship Status : Married
Dogs Name(s) : Miley and Dylan
Dog(s) Ages : 2 and a half and 2
Dog Gender(s) : female/ Male
Join date : 2012-11-17
Support total : 464
Posts : 3304

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Kathy Fri Jan 04 2013, 20:39

Wendy and Mark wrote:i bet we have all scoffed a few spiders in our lifetime. They say that while we are asleep spiders can end up being swallowed sick

I'm never going to sleep again Surprised
Kathy
Kathy
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Age : 52
Location : Bedfordshire
Relationship Status : Married
Dogs Name(s) : Rocky
Dog(s) Ages : 5 Years Old
Dog Gender(s) : Male & a bit of a tart
Join date : 2011-08-02
Support total : 4006
Posts : 42107

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Guest Fri Jan 04 2013, 20:40

Wendy and Mark wrote:i bet we have all scoffed a few spiders in our lifetime. They say that while we are asleep spiders can end up being swallowed sick

Don't worry, that's an urban myth. I was so relieved when I found out! Laughing

Well... obviously not in Keith's case. Tongues

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Keith Fri Jan 04 2013, 21:34

Andy wrote:Protien and carbs ... win! thumbs up

I was thinking that Andy.
Just needs a squirt of mayo and that's the fats taken care of too.Laughing
Keith
Keith
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Dogs Name(s) : Wingo and Captain Weemo
Dog(s) Ages : Probably about four and, er, ten maybe?
Dog Gender(s) : one of each
Join date : 2012-05-13
Support total : 181
Posts : 2052

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Keith Fri Jan 04 2013, 21:36

Kathy wrote:
Wendy and Mark wrote:i bet we have all scoffed a few spiders in our lifetime. They say that while we are asleep spiders can end up being swallowed sick

I'm never going to sleep again Surprised

I have woken up with an earwig in my mouth. I didn't eat him though - just spat him out - he seemed fine.
Keith
Keith
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Dogs Name(s) : Wingo and Captain Weemo
Dog(s) Ages : Probably about four and, er, ten maybe?
Dog Gender(s) : one of each
Join date : 2012-05-13
Support total : 181
Posts : 2052

Back to top Go down

Crunchy toast Empty Re: Crunchy toast

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum